Andy_Copland

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  1. An Irishman catches his son smoking cocaine and screams "boy if i catch you doing that again i'l rub your nose in it" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. Go smoke a bowl of crack, will take your mind off. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. Actually on a funny side i thought "wow, how the fuck are us Brits the toothless gum bangers when all the food in America is injected with some form of super sugar" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. Dude you are scraping the bottom of the barrel of insults to throw that one at me, go back, eat a bagel and have a think 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. And College students who scream poverty but can afford the snack with a hole in it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. I fucking hate those things. Why the bloody hell would you eat one? If im hungry i dont think "wow, could really do with a bagel right now, that bread thing with a hole in it." No. I think "wow, i really fancy a footlong or a burger or a sandwich", never a bagel. You dont get as much in them with that stupid pissing hole in the middle of it, which by the way makes more bloody mess when you eat it. And why do i feel slightly homosexual when eating one? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. I heard a guy say something similar to a tandem student. "Hey you know what the last thing to go through your mind will be? His mind" then points at the TM Anyway back on track. I havn't busted myself up skydiving yet *knock on wood* but have been injured and jumped anyway which was seriously not smart. I broke a couple of ribs and decided 3 weeks healing time was fine, even though the slightest tough was agony still. "please done hurt, please dont hurt..... wow, that hurts" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. Thats not jus NSFW, thats NFSFATS (not fucking safe for anyone to see) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. Or the BPA could just let us jump full face helmets with an A license 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. Cold, hard bed, bad company and very boring windows. On the plus side the English coppers know how to make a nice cup of tea (until the cut that privilage off) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. I think... e35p17f1r3 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. I just discovered them. Also just discovered Larry the cable guy too. Its a winning combo! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. I knew i wasn't the only one who liked em. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. I can imagine most the people posting to this saying its cruel etc will go home and eat a battery farmed chicken on Sunday 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. I'm not encouraged to get my B from that. Edit: The title is related to prices, not canopy control. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. I dont want to name the DZ really as it is second hand info but its just something im hearing right now and its ridiculous sounding, its for a jump ticket. I hope im wrong. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. If you are an "A" license jumper you pay 23 quid as opposed to 21 if you have a "B" or above. Whats with that? Is there something im not seeing here? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. I know that, its why i dont rely on a gear check by others. The more knowlede i have of my gear and how it works the better a position im in to check myself and others. I made a thread about it a while ago as its a pet peeve of mine that people know jack shit about their gear. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. I was inline at the airport when some skydivers came and spoke to me after seeing my rig on my back, was nice of them. But as for people on the plane, cluelss. Its a backpack to them 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. I would by the evil grin on your smug fucking face! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. How do you know that Billy? i could by chance know sign language. Ok i dont, fucker. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Damn it, i liked you Billy I want a written letter of apology 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. If i dot get lifted at the airport i want red carpet treatment 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. I think most people when checking the 3-ring assembly are only looking at the actual 3 rings. If it looks good they're happy. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.