Andy_Copland

17 years old, pumped full of morphine sitting in a hospital bed covered in blood muttering to myself and throwing up occasionally. I dont remember after that. My family were warned by the Dr's for the worst. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Jumping all over him? No. I simply asked him if he practices what he preaches. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

So you've never swooped a cloud? With your experience i will find it hard to believe if you say no 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Just curious John, are you all about rules or common sense? Staying clear from clouds is common sense obviously but what is the reasoning for you pointing out the rules in that post? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Not about adrenaline. Skydiving for me is just something i enjoy abive everything else. Everything from learning new skills (yes even packing) to meeting new and interesting arse holes. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

High altitude cloud carving with a beverage of choice, its great. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

21, AFF. Didn't realise it would ruin my life in the best way possible 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Not bad for a PLL Congrats 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Champino 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I think if you have that much baggage go see a Dr, not a TM. Take that for what its worth, its not a malicious statement. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

And that is another can of worms all together 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Give me a break, i simply googled jokes then copy and pasted. I got nothing 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!" The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples." 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You'll hear lots of arguments on this. Personally i think a tandem is a good choice for a first jump as it lets someone take in all the freefall and fun without the workload. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

stains on the quilt, chapter of incident, chapter and verse 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Have a good one mate, enjoyed sinking a few beers with ya last month and see you soon. Have a good one 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Naughty! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I hate Posh & Becks but it actually makes me think a bit with this who'll move to LA Galaxy. The guy is a good football player, no doubt. He is going to be their best player, their biggest earner, their biggest marketing tool and probably teachers pet all in one... I get the impression the other players are going to resent the spoilt cunt. Can someone bigger than the club really integrate into a team. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I turned over a new leaf and have been in Church everyday. Actually just adjusting my body for the full week of 12 hour nightshifts i have coming Monday. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Personally i think you are overcomplicating things, over thinking and without sounding harsh or abusive... a bit of a drama queen. Its just a skydive, its fun; its for forgetting problems. Have fun with your tandem and have fun getting back at it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Great picture mate.

Im in the UK buddy and its legally 16 to jump. Is skydiving suffering over here because of all the young deaths? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You're right, shame on me 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

No, but one time i was in danger of knocking somebody's tonsils out 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.