jhus

A buddy of mine works on a farm, and one of their bulls was making little baby bulls when he slipped on the ice. He completely broke off his third leg, and had to be shot. So do as you please, but if you are sit flying you better be darn sure you don't cork while in the wrong position! (although if you do, I don't think you will have to worry about being shot... even though you will probably wish that you were).

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Can someone give me a heads up on procedures for clearing the airspace above you. If you look up and there is someone right there, what do you do? Do you just track as hard as possible and open at your planned altitude- you can't really keep your eyes on someone above you and track away at the same time (unless you are really good). Or would you try to track away and pull at an unusually low altitude? What if you look up and see a large formation falling right on top of you?

I think what she was saying is that you so NOT want microlines for CRW.

just proceed with caution!

Guess I should have known when you said you wanted to see the FULL profile... sorry bout that

congrats on your 100th jump.. I like the moose!

Am I missing something when it comes to these nipple rings? It seems like they cause an aweful lot of problems for what they are worth!

!!! So I maintain my release cables just like I maintain my collection of machine guns that I have in my closet! That perfect... one less thing to worry about.

Alright... you've got a point there. But I bet my argument still holds true for this one too! Good sex is better than bad skydiving, but good skydiving is always be better than sex with someone inexperienced who thinks they are the sh#t.

Just click on the name, and it takes you to the profile. You can do this from the forum itself, the "who's online" section, or any other place that the name of a user appears!

I think what you are asking about is the same thing I was pondering the other day- how to get the "in reply to" section included in your reply. You have to use left and right brackets that enclose the word quote and /quote, and you type or copy/paste the text you want in the middle of the two tags. Read the FAQ's under quote for how it looks.

So do any of you know what the PFF stands for?

Is skydiving really better than sex?! I've never had sex so I don't know... but now I guess I don't have to worry about what I am missing out on!

It is an older model- about '88 or so.

That is an extremely general statement, and completely untrue. What is true is that if you compare a safe driver to a careless skydiver- then skydiving is more dangerous than driving. But you can't try to argue that a resposdible skydiver is at more risk than an inexperienced driver who thinks he is the sh#t! 44,000 people die every year from vehicle accidents- so there is no way that driving can be safe. The other problem with driving is that you are completely susceptable to other peoples mistakes. That is true with skydiving as well, but not as much. Most skydiving accidents involve one individual, and are a result of that individuals mistakes. It may be true that skydiving is not safe to a certain standard, but according to that standard there is really nothing we can do that is safe. As for tandems- that might be the safest adrenaline rush you could ever get. There is a good chance of a minor injury like a sprained ankle or sore ass, but serious injuries are extremely rare.

Thanks for the info- that is exactly what I was looking for.

what exactly is square one- is that a web site?

Yea, the end of July is the peak season for the Isjuswanaskidyv virus. Careful- its extremely contageous! jhus

If you own both of them, then you are the best person to make that decision. Why can't you just pack it and see if it fits?

Anyone know much about the centaurus containers. Particuliarly, any reason not to buy a used one?

Prick... now it has definately been a while since I have been called that. You really hurt my feelings there. Rotterdam is just a funny sounding name to me, and I felt like pointing out the obvious (mostly because I did not have anything constructive to say at the moment)! I'm sure it is a wonderful place, but I just don't get who comes up with a name like that. Relax a little, this is just an email forum!

Could someone tell me what it costs to get a reline done (on a Sabre if that matters)? jhus

180 mph head down deployments... sounds like great fun to me... jhus

Well, if you are as ugly as me, and you have as picky tastes as me, then your prices go up to something like $500 each:$20 each:$32 each I like skydiving because it is the cheapest of my addictions! jhus