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A co-worker just told me about this...crazy stuff! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/ There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Good thread! I was probably 2 or 3 at the time. I didn't like to eat beans, so my devious uncle told me that beans gave you lots of hair and that if I didn't eat beans I would look like Grampa. So not long after that, I was walking with Mom in the mall or something and I saw a newborn baby in a stroller with a ton of hair. Apparently I walked right up to its mother and stated, "Jeez lady, your baby must eat A LOT of beans!" Her confusion left her speechless. I *still* get told that story to this day, and it still makes me laugh at myself. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Billy, am I going to hell because I find it incredibly funny that you're watching South Park? But yeah, that was an awesome episode! Had no idea it was going to be Angelina...was thinking more along the lines of Courtney Love. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

I can think of a few right away... Better Off Dead Revenge of the Nerds One Crazy Summer Sixteen Candles I'm sure there are many more...but alas I must work. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

How bout this one? Unfortunately, I know these guys. http://youtube.com/watch?v=_42mwvei0c8 There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Chrissy Moran hands down...er, I mean...yeah. Just see attached...NSFW!!! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Great story! Always wondered what it'd be like to give a dog the ol' grampa's cough medicine. Last week I saw a beer made specifically for dogs. Something like this here: http://www.beerfordogs.com/ Maybe you should tell him to get his own damn beer. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Holy crap, that happens to me a lot too! WTF is up widdat? There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

That's pretty much what I was getting at, just didn't wanna come right out and say it. Damn my sense of respect! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

I vote that we freshen up the pie rules for the lovely lady jumpers. There's just something great and inherently honest about a half nekkid girly covered in pie straddling a bionic aminal all for the sake of competition. Then again... Maybe it's just me. Whadya say? http://www.fazed.net/video/?id=551

Nice. That's what those bastards get for interrupting such an important duty as boobie lookin though. Not like telemearketers have ever called me in the middle of eating dinner or spankin the monkey. F*ckers. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Since I know how much we love boobies, here's a good link to encourage the fondling of breasteses by all. It's educational but probably NSFW. http://www.checkoutmybreasts.com/

This one is from my old Hornet 190 (don't have one of my Pilot 168 yet). Can we say 90-degree-off-heading-opening here? I mean look at those lines! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Here's my recently-sold Hornet 190 (now flying a Pilot 168). This pic was taken by TJ Langren (sp?) as he dove on his front risers right on front of me after a freefly coach jump...it was *really* cool (and a little scary) to watch him dive so close. See the swoop pond in the background too? There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

These are all great! I was in a meeting about a client Xmas card the other day and my boss said, "What, are you kidding?! Of course, Christians LOVE beer!" Maybe you just had to be there, but I still laugh at that one. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Elvis?!? But...how did it know I am The King? There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Oh yeah, I got one of those. You're best bet is to either completely ignore him or just smile and nod. Unfortunately I have to do the latter...see, I've known this dude since 7th grade and we still keep in touch on occasion. His entire life he's grossly overexaggerated to make himself tougher, stronger, braver, than anything you or I ever could dream to be. When he talks numbers, you have to divide by 2 or 3. Yep, he's done it all...he's fought off 2 dozen raging barracudas 50 ft. under water with a knife, came *that* close to being drafted into the NHL at 17, was on the cover of Snowboard mag but "the photographer didn't get my face, just my back" (sure buddy), jumped off a 750 ft' cliff into shallow water, and swears he's saving money to start jumping. That last one REALLY scares me because he's not the sharpest spoon in the drawer and I wouldn't want to be in the same car as him, much less the same airspace! Yikes! Anyone he meets for the first time is enthralled with his stories, but those of us that know him well just look at eachother and roll the eyes. He's very loud, obnoxious, and talks over everyone. It gets real old, real quick. His vocabulary contains an overabundance of "no bullshit" "no if's and's or but's" "truly" and "without a doubt" that he makes it sound like an even bigger lie. He hasn't hurt anyone with his sh*t...yet. But I think if he ever does it will likely be himself. And remarkably, no one is around when these things happen to him. It's funny, but sad in a way too. Reminds me of the "One-Up" guy from the Axe ads. Anything you've done, he's done while on fire. OK, sorry for the rant from my own experience...carry on! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Halloween was awesome this year! And staying in character is a lot of fun...especially when you're a backwoods hillbilly f*cking a prude cow. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

The Accord, GTi, Civic Si, and STi are all great candidates. But I'm bias, cuz I prefer speed vs big-hunkin-pile-o-metal-SUV. If you must make me choose between those, that's easy. I have to vote STi all the way. I've owned an 03 WRX sedan for 'bout 2 years and looove it, but wouldn't neglect the STi wagon for a minute. Why? It will have good resale value, neck-breaking speed (woohoo!) combined with ample cargo space, proved performance, handling like a tank in the snow...and with layers of aftermarket add-ons how can you go wrong? Them Soobies are *so* much fun to drive. A buddy of mine has had his (02 I think?) WRX wagon since it was new and still digs driving the thing. It's got soul, hippie. But you know what they say about opinions and assholes... There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Did you know that if you eat an entire bears liver, you'll die? There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

I got... Rainy Crust Curry Stain Air Cry Nuts Artsy Runic Rays Curtin Icy Rat Runs Sir Ray Cunt Great thread! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

I really can't believe this. I wasn't there but heard the story and heard about his seemingly great recovery. Such a sad day. As others have said here, Josh was not only a great skydiver and instructor...he was an awesome person in general. A real no-BS standup guy by default. If you were a student he told it how it was whether you liked it or not, but also took a genuine part in trying to make you better both on and off the ground. Very heads up and a fun fixture around the DZ, always talkin smack and having fun. I remember not too long ago last season when I had a freshly cut A-license, he took me out to a different hangar on the airport to show me the Otter Frank was finishing up. You should've seen his eyes. To say he was excited to jump that thing was a huge understatement. He was always the social guy too, introducing newbies to more experienced jumpers and the like, and I will always be appreciative of the things he's done for the DZ and students. You will be sorely missed, Josh, and someday we'll meet up again. Eternal blues and sincere condolences to your friends and family. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Here's some *really* cool punkins... http://www.villafanestudios.com/pumpkins.htm Enjoy! There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

Got this link from a buddy at work, thought you silly bastards might like it...some maybe a little too much. http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.

That's easy... 1) Find a stick about arms length. 2) Scout out the largest turd in the bunch. 3) Stab said turd with stick, interlacing them together for stability. 4) Smile, because now you have a self-defense mechanism that even the cops won't touch. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner.