jasonRose

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  1. That looks like a fucking blast!!!! However I am to much of a pussy to try that. I will stick to jumping out of aircraft.
  2. I am going to put the weiner in my butt and chug this beer at the same time! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  3. Tell your land lord to pull his/her head out of there ass and fix the freaken heat in your apt. They should supply you with a temp heater until it is fixed. To pass the time watch porn at someone elses apt until your heat is back on, then resume watching porn at your place!
  4. Thats funny! I think about sex just as much in person as I do onlne. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  5. I want to see him shake his head and wobble his gobler. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  6. That kicks ass!!! What if the kid comes out white? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  7. The little one dropped my stash. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  8. I like all things green except I am three minutes late!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  9. Shit I just saw my penis! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  10. Your right hand doesn't count. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  11. I bet you can guess my answer Wink *** Good girl!!
  12. Don't let everyone scare you, the basics of Diff EQ are very simple and we apply to higher order diff. I had way more problems with the algebra. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  13. Congrats!!! Now the fun begins!! Avoid any dumb ideas like chasing and shooting coyotes from aircraft. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  14. I JUST FUCKING FINE!!! What a Long ass day now it's time for school. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  15. I didn't want to make a liar out of any one by putting the option of Guys, No. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  16. This is the real story. He was running into a burning building to save a lady giving birth. Not only did he deliver her child he rescued them both from the blazing inferno. However the stuiped ass Fire Dept put a hose in the way and triped his ass and broke his thingy. You are a hero in my book!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  17. I am curious how many people out there watch porn since it is a billion dollar industry. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  18. Are you looking into purchasing one for yourself? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  19. jasonRose

    Why?

    Does winter screw all the jumping up? Can't we get people to jump year round in our area? Can't I get NWflyer to notice my new teeth.
  20. Boobawatts!! I have to steal that one!!
  21. $2000 bones!! Unless the weather is just plain shitty, at that point it depends if sex is involved. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  22. Don't give 'em any ideas \ Don't worry, it will get lost in customs. If something's going to fuck me, it'll be customs. I had a dream they opened it with a box cutter and sliced open half of the cells. I was pulling for ya but I think you are fucked now.
  23. Say Hello to my little friend Then a large set of breast located any where on the T. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!