skydivadee

i enjoyed reading that, a nice post.

yeah how can you tell?

fedykin you is a monge

Snatch Turkish " Whats that tucked in your belt tommy?" Tommy " Its me Gun Turkish" Turkish " Why do you have a gun Tommy" Tommy" For protection Turkish" Turkish " Protection ! Who from Zee Germans......"

are you a cat lover? with a name like that I bet you do !!!

I have been banned for 14 days in G&R for continously posting my cat jokes on the thread ' cat urine on rig ' Now I love a pussy but one thats pisses on me or my gear must be KILLED !!!!!!!! Ok heres my cat jokes again... And a big Kudos and respectos muchos to Slotperfect for tolerating my persistant bantering !!!!! Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens. What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. What is a cat's favourite song? Three Blind Mice. What did the freshman computer science major say when he was told that the work stations had mice? Don't you have a cat? What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it. Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering. Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes. Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day. What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you. What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show! What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple! Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store. What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone. What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator. What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss. If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws. Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd. If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats. Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse. How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew. What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night. What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up. What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs. Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical. What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter. What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping. How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty. Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it. If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed. What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic." What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap. Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked. What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side. What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac. What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower. Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury. What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark! Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted.

No, I wish I did but.... back in my own darkness, we were restricted to 9mm ball rounds, so we used to 'Doctor' the first top 2 rounds in the mag. This has changed now as we can choose the ammo, depending on the job. You would file the top down of the round down a few mm then cut an ' X ' in 1 or 2 mm. This practise was illegal, so it was not an open spoken practise.

Second that, Ampuria is the 'Euro choice' !!!!

make the first 2 dum dum rounds...... get a messy kill on the first double tap, that'll teach em.......

I agree, a remarkable achievement, but what hangs between your legs, or lack off for that matter, has no bearing what so ever if you are good at your job. Be that a nurse or a pilot, rentboy or whore, Female AFFI or male AFFI, sex should have nothing to do with it... The media are pants, how the freaking fuck can you compare a Hero Police Officer who saves the lives of two children with a Pilot living the dream? Media, go and get a grip on reality. My vote goes to Mike Gullace, person of the day and protector of life.

Is the truth not so obvious? No of course not!! Like many issues ' Lack of evidence = GUILTY!!!!! " " Overwhelming Evidence = NOT GUILTY" Hasnt past world events shown a repeat trend in the way certain nations decide things? What system is worth opening a beer nr 3 over??

Ok I have a question since this debate is over....how do you make the words lean to the right? eg ????

Hes Guilty as Hell, without a doubt, a filthy child molesting pervert. He should come around my bedroom and offer me a knuckle shuffle and a drink and I'll help him with his voice coaching

Not Allegations.... Well known Fact. Also in the 'Anti Matter' thread there are some ' Allegations' in reference to Matter & Cedric. Funny how this gets past the 'bad Form criteria' ?

Fedykin wanna fight? I'll Tag Team with Newell if you want. You should learn to fly instead of doing the fabric waffle here !

Matter Rock you pay for high quality workmanship, the suits are the nads, I have 2, 1 shorty and 1 FF. the only gripe ( and Im a pussy ) is in a hot place they can get a touch too warm as it is a heavy fabric, but weighing up the options I rather sweat than sow a rip !!!

Andy Why apologise? Everyone else here seems to express self opinion, but as soon as it is to someone's ( Usually some god like earth dweller with flip flops and bad velcro - Moderators Im referring to NO ONE here so chill out ) .... distaste then ' KAHBOOM' you are the bad guy and shame on you !! All over this site, people are dissing people, well clicky clicky http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1625774;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread and behold !!! someone dissing Matter !! This has been going on for years and its about time someone told the truth

The fight isnt gonna happen, due to the cut in the budget Fedykins hasn't got a 'Batman', so the risk of damage to the Howling Cords are too great.

Gearwarrior Recent thread... with some tips http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1480720;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread

what the pants are you geeks waffling about?

hey fedykin you look like a gimp and a clown !! , and Im sure you'll be the mess gimp in your pink shirt and expensive brogues. Just get a tight fitting pair so they dont fall during the pillow fights !! Ever thought about getting yourself some freebie overalls and funking them out with patches and joining the elite band of geeks?

Nah mate your giving the wrong advice !! Since the newbies cant be bothered to pay for a quality suit and look like a pro, and would rather look like an extra for some russian juggling midget act, they should get the Hackney Borough Council road workers overalls, they are the biz !! Funky luminous orange with yellow arms and legs ... just put on a few patchs (avaliable free from most pro shops ) and 'volia' you got yourself a complet " fly like a twat suit "

I presume you are talking about the ffu5, from what your website talks about? well if so from what I have seen and considering your jump numbers ( if true, though I doubt very much ) you should forget about a 3 chip and save the money and go and get coaching on 4 way video flying techniques, because your videos are really bad, and if any media company was to broadcast them it wouldnt bring any grace to this sport ! If you need a real camera flyer for commercials, go hire one, but don't volunteer yourself! Why is it people always have to have the best of everything but forget the basic formula?