Ashtanga

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  1. Ashtanga

    I Have Gas

    How come you didn't tell Lisa marie about ruining the giraffe roast for us Clay.
  2. Ashtanga

    I Have Gas

    Lisa Marie...Clay what are we gonna do with her. We don't really BBQ giraffe. We were going to but your boyfriend got a ladder climbed up it and had sex with it so we decided not to eat it. We's just pretending.
  3. I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord
  4. Ashtanga

    I Have Gas

    Nope. His name is Sebazz and he likes to post. Post to you all about a Giraffe roast.
  5. Ashtanga

    I Have Gas

    I recommend Sebazz's Giraffe BBq recipe. Sangiro imports them in for us.
  6. Ashtanga

    I Have Gas

    SkyBytch...put him back in your closet. He's out of control again.
  7. Ashtanga

    I Have Gas

    All this talk of gas made me remember reading the following... Did you know the average number of times a day a male farts is 14 times. The average number of times a day a day a female farts is 14 times too. Men, don't let the women fool you. They fart as much as we do.
  8. Ashtanga

    Pimp Fee's

    Toothless can be a good thing, HH.
  9. Ashtanga

    Pimp Fee's

    I will buy you a case. She's worth more than a beer. And a tank of gas will be easy too.
  10. Ashtanga

    Pimp Fee's

    I appreciate your services but a new Javelin? I will buy you a beer instead.
  11. Ashtanga

    Pimp Fee's

    All we did was bbq it. Your the one who held the festivities.
  12. Some dumb bastage stole my Trek bike this weekend. I usually just rely on taxis and our rapid transit system. I think I will probably use the RTS more often now though.
  13. Ashtanga

    new wheels

    Somewhere in a California SkyBytch rides a Yamaha Her nice Blond hair flyin in the wind She's been runnin half her life The chrome and steel she rides Collidin with the very air she breathes The air she breathes
  14. Frenchy...I don't think you should let women in the "Men Only" forum anymore. I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Well, that's just great. You hear that, Frenchy? Bears. Now you're putting the whole "Men Only" forum in jeopardy.
  15. It reminds me of... Call out the instigator Because there's something In The Air
  16. I miss you Clay. We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you! I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together!
  17. Katie, My thoughts and prayers are with you during this time. Stay strong. AssMonkey
  18. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight. Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
  19. Do you know what love is? I will tell you what love is... Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right. Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night. When everything's a little clearer in the light of day. And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.... Anchorman Rocks!
  20. Here are a few taken by Omar Alhegelan at Eloy. Eloy has the best sunsets. http://www.kikosworld.com/photo/index.html http://www.kikosworld.com/photo/colors.html