Ashtanga
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Talk to the hand.
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Wowzer. How you doooiiin?
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I seriously doubt Hef would sell it. Even if he would a doubt a Porn Star would be able to afford it. I heard his daughter was gonna take over when he croaks.
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Not just her tattoo. ...joke...just kidding...no honestly.
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Keep smiling Keep shining Knowing you can always count on me For sure That's what friends are for
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Ashtanga sticking his tongue out at Swedishcelt.
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Something like this? http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/a/r/arman/rebecca.jpg
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All gone. Sorry.
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Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Hallelujah. So you're inbred?
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Nope. Can't get the piece of Papa Johns delicious pizza with the garlic butter and peppers into a computer. I can easily squish it into a fax machine though.
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She can fax you a piece.
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The pizza dipping sauce makes anything taste good. Just the other night I was out of shoe polish. I used the pizza dipping sauce to shine my shoes instead. I couldn't help myself so I ate my shoe. Today I had to wear flip flops with my suit because I didn't have that shoe.
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Did you dip it in the Garlic Sauce and squeeze the pepper on it?
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You are correct. Why don't you go home and order yourself a Papa Johns pizza then.
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Garlic Sauce is most excellent.
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The Tiger is the symbol of darkness and the new Moon. When a Tiger totem enters your life, expect new adventures. It will awaken new passion and power. Tiger people do their best work at night. They are very sensual and passion people and devoted parents. Your best work will be done at night. Tigers are associated with water and have all the properties of the element of Water – healing, power through gentle flow, feminine energies. In China, there are 5 mystic tigers: The red tiger is south, summer and fire, the black tiger is the symbol of north, winter and water, the blue tiger is east, spring and vegetation, the white tiger is west, autumn and all metals, the yellow tiger is ruler of the Earth and its energies.
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Check your fax machine.
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The last guy said there was no meat on his. I guess the meat doesn't fit through the fax. I will dip a piece in the butter and fax it to you and you can have it for dinner.
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I got three pieces left. Don't make me throw good food away.
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Go look outside. I threw it but I haven't thrown anything in awhile so my accuracy may be off.
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PM me your fax number.
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Just had Papa Johns drop off a free pizza to me. That was very nice of them. But I can't eat it all. If anyone wants some I can fax them a piece. Anyone?
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No. No mating going on. Just seemed lickable at the time.
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Still nothing up on Omniskore. Although I appreciate him even having the website so I won't complain.
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I'm going home when I get off work.