Ashtanga

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  1. Sherpas call sex "making sauces".
  2. Yes I did. Here are some facts about her. "Kiran" is Nepalese for "rays of sunshine." She was born in Kathmandu, Nepal. She grew up in Gaithersburg, Maryland. She received a B.A. in broadcast journalism from the University of Maryland’s College of Journalism. Her first appearance on Fox News was March 8, 2001. She has a Boston Terrier named Herman
  3. Will you be my Spanish Tutor? I'll fly you to me.
  4. I heard Mr. Roboto the other day and it took me back.
  5. I just wanted to add that Kiran Chetry is my favorite newscaster. She is on from 6am-7am eastern standard time. Everyone should watch her. She is very informative. I'm just waiting for her to do a Sharon Stone Basic Instinct leg cross thing. See her here... http://images.google.com/images?q=Kiran+Chetry&hl=en
  6. Happy Birthday Chuck! Rebecca says us Virgos make excellent pimps and bus drivers.
  7. I think I remember something about the pool at Eloy...
  8. Are you calling Benji a ho? I have stories I have stories! Buy me some tickets too Benji!
  9. Do you know that if you eat a steak it stays in your body for about a week? If you put a steak on a plate and leave it on that plate for a week it will look the same as it does in your body. It molds, etc. in your body. That is why you should eat a lot of fiber to get it out as quick as possible. It's gross but I still love my steak.
  10. And generally when you say no you can kiss that future promotion goodbye. But why would they hire someone else when you can do your job and the other persons. That doesn't make since. So really, you are screwed either way.
  11. I went to the Zoo and watched monkeys this past weekend. They weren't giving each other oral sex though.
  12. The problem is once you start doing it you are stuck with it. When they ask you to take on additional work while they fill a position you tell them, sure, if you pay me additional for it albiet salary, hourly or a bonus. Usually they will not give you the work in that case.
  13. I think Oprah lives in Downtown Chicago. You should see what she is doing.
  14. I feel for you. I was stranded in Yuma for 3 months once. There is NOTHING to do in Yuma.
  15. Sunshine, You are now becoming a GREENIE. This is the side effects of the transition. Stay strong and get through it girl and then you can start deleting posts, etc.
  16. THAT is funny. I needed to read that to start my day.
  17. Barbecue sauce on McNeill79's buttocks?
  18. I vote for "other". Take out the passenger and back seats and pretend you are driving around in a Cessna Jumpplane. Have your friends sit on the floor and yell DOOR and stick your heads out the door while going 90 miles per hour.
  19. Ashtanga

    Virgin

    He is a skydiver. He has completed AFF I believe.
  20. It's parshizzle in di nizzle with the hydro fizzle.
  21. Can you explain what is going on in this picture? It looks like two dildos made of fire. http://www.sugarsperfect.com/p10a/events_gallery/2005/tits/kimberly/IMG_6960.jpg