Ashtanga

SANGIRO! Make Clay be nice to me!

JACKASS! I am not gay. You're being mean I don't want you to be mean! MODERATORS!

They are one of my favorite groups. I can't wait!

I miss the goggles.

U2 Concert tonight!

Cary and Ben own Skyride. They also own ASC. The "base" is anywhere they are.

Harold: [about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried. Harold: Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you? Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since. Kumar: That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked. Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy! Harold: Huh? Neil Patrick Harris: It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle. Kumar: No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night. Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers. [sings] Neil Patrick Harris: Lapdance... Kumar: [pause] There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions. Neil Patrick Harris: You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood. [they park, pause] Neil Patrick Harris: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry... Kumar: Look, chill. Harold: We'll be right back, Neil. [they exit the car] Harold: Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?

I randomly ran into Sebazz on DZ.com the other day.

I love this movie! Can't wait for Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam.

I lived in Yuma for 3 months while the GK's were out there. As said previously it is between Eloy and San Diego. Yuma itself is a military town (probably why you are going) and it is extremely boring. If you don't HAVE to go then I don't know WHY you would.

More good pics... http://gummibearheads.com/ign/asses1.jpg http://gummibearheads.com/ign/asses2.jpg

This chick sat on somebody. Work Safe. If you wait a few moments and look at the picture you will see the person she sat on. http://gummibearheads.com/ign/cooter.gif

Yes. Although I am quite surprised after all these years this is the first day I have thought about this. The title of this thread connected it for me. Thanks.

I'm gonna knock you out Skymama said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Skymama said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Skymama said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Skymama said knock you out

Skymama said that your life is a gift and Skymama said there's much weight you will lift and Skymama said leave those bad boys alone and Skymama said be home before the dawn and Skymama said you can be rich or poor but Skymama said you can be big or small but i'm always on the run Skymama said that it's good to be truthful but Skymama said don't take more than a mouthful and Skymama said that it's good to be natural and Skymama said that it's good to be factual but i'm always on the run Skymama said baby don't ride that crazy horse and Skymama said you must push with much force and Skymama said go get all that your after and Skymama said that love's all that matters but i'm always on the run

Where did you live?

An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick. Seeing the Polak's ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the yardstick, and says, "There! 10 feet long." The Polak grabs the yardstick and shouts, "You idiot American! I don't care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!"

Actually, yes.

There. I fixed it for you.

Bappy B-Day, Clay.

I love Billy Bob.

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.

A little guy was sitting next to a big guy in a bar, and said, "Hey, wanna hear a good Polock joke?" The big guy frowned and answered, "I just happen to be Polish. You see those two big guys at that end of the bar? Polish. That mean lookin' son-of-a-bitch bartender, he's Polish too. Do you still want to tell your Polish joke?" The little guy looked around and said, "Nope." "What's the matter?" asked the big guy. "Are you afraid that we'll beat the shit out of you?" The little guy looked up at him and said, "No, I just don't want to have to explain the punch line four times." Just joking you man.