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  1. Ashtanga
    Ok. We waited. Now telll us who is the new sponsored skydivers.
  2. Ashtanga
    The absolute best anti spyware program is Webroot Spysweeper. You can buy it for like $40 at Office Depot. I bought this after using adaware and sbybot and it still found over 400 files. I have never had a problem since. http://www.webroot.com/
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    I think it was Bill Von who said that if skydiving was to be an event in the olympics it would take the sport too mainstream and that it would hurt the sport in the future. I seem to agree with that.
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    Mens 4 way team...8 Balls. Think about it.
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    If this is serious call Skydive Cross Keys or Skydive Deland and ask for one of his team members.
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    ***Drug..............................Effects Cocaine=Grinding teeth, runny nose (sniffling), person seems shaky, eyes wide open, paranoid. Meth=Grinding teeth, eyes bugged out, shaky, paranoid sometimes. "X"=Constantly wants hugs, very touchy feely, EXTREMELY THIRSTY! LSD=Person is off in la la land. Marijuana=hungry, red eyed, mellow, paranoia in some cases. heroin=?? errr....others? *edited to add paranoia
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    Warning of burn in. Do not leave the same image on screen for more than a couple of hours, play about 90 -120 minutes, switch your input back to TV for a minute or two this allows the screen time to "refresh" itself. Do not leave it on the same screen for several hours.
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    All I have been dreaming about lately is these little frog looking creatures that are about the size of Q-Bert that make weird wet fart noises. I don't want to follow that dream. I think I do need to get that dream analyzed though. Just plain weird.
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    Team Cheech and Chong and the only guy that will jump with them.
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    How about water? Water is good for you.
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    Just an indication of what nationals will be like this year. It is not in the bag for anyone. Nationals is going to be quite a show.
  12. Ashtanga
    In reference to the other thread on here about the Beastie Boys... I'd probe her like this I'd probe her like that I'd probe her with a whiffle ball bat...
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    Malevsky Cup

    Ashtanga replied to AMax's topic in Relative Work

    Looks like they are completing round 10 today too. They are starting to post scores now. We should know soon.
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    I met Nadine at that Boogie. She was a very sweet and beautiful girl.
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    Story Game

    Ashtanga replied to Angelfish's topic in The Bonfire

    ...I can't...I'm to much of a pussy...
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    I meant to say prostate. "Will you massage my prostate while your in there?"
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    How about.. Can I play doctor too? I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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    Story Game

    Ashtanga replied to Angelfish's topic in The Bonfire

    ...that the KY jelly would start a rash. He walked into the ER and saw the group Primus playing this song... Wynona’s got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, So she caged him up with cyclone fence. He walked up the Wynonas big brown beaver and said...
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    At least he wasn't poking her with his DICK!
  20. Ashtanga
    Office Space Lawrence: [shouting through the wall from his apartment] Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.
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    You ruined it man. I was daydreaming and getting excited.
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    Tommy Boy... Well you can stick your head up a butchers ass... I mean you can...
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    Me thinks she needs help collapsing her canopy. I'll go help... "Nice landing Jessica. I'll take that harness off of you. Oops...didn't mean to touch the double d's. Why don't you come lay down in this nice soft savannah? That's it."
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    Super Troopers When Ramathorn and Farva pullover the Plymouth Voyager, Ramathorn radios in and says they have a Plymouth Voyager, Vermont plates Alpha, God, Mustard, 1, niner, decade, china. Farva says, "For 20 bucks I'll call him a chicken fucker." He runs to the car and says, "License and registration you chicken fucker, bwakaaawww!"
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    Is their a registration fee? How much are the jumps? Is it going to cost more for extra altitude and to have a bigger plane?