Ashtanga
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Shhhhsssshhh... I'm Batman. Please don't tell anyone.
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He who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers.
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There...I have an avatar now.
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Sometime my head it get too bigger like this...and I take two tylenol and it ok now.
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Look into my eye You will see What you mean to me... I might shed a tear.
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More than meets the eye...
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Dude...I was smoking this huge joint under canopy! So big it left a trail of smoke behind me!
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My pet peeve is against corn. I won't eat it because I do not like to be reminded that I ate it for two days afterwards.
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Call any Skyventure and ask them who their architect is and call said architect. Just a thought.
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Now that I know I am getting an FX..
Ashtanga replied to rhino's topic in Swooping and Canopy Control
...http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1732890;search_string=Jetta;guest=14585500#1732890 Instead of buying that new VW Jetta by writing a check why didn't you buy a used one at a considerable discount to transition you into the new Jetta that had more features down the road? -
Of course we all know Muenkel IS gay so maybe he is excited? Muenkel, he is just a few hours from you...are you getting excited?
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This was definetly true before the internet but now you can find out as much about a particular location as the travel agency can. Where do you think they get their information on hotels? The internet just like you do.
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Your guys jokes are gonna give skydiving a bad name. We all know skydivers don't smoke grass or do any illigal substances.
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I'm starting to lose my hair and my dad is bald. I guess I picked up hair loss.
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To answer your question my family was not happy when I started skydiving. They thought I was crazy. Then I quit my good salary job and started skydiving full time. That made them mad. What made it even worse is that they cosigned my car and I could no longer afford to pay it so they pretty much cut me off. Now I am back in the real world and I have almost payed them the money back. Our relationship is not the same as it was before I went to skydive full time, though.
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I lived off of a case of free soy nuts for a month once. They are really dry but if you chew them up and then fill your mouth with water to moisten them and swallow they can fill you up. I was so broke I could not even afford ramen noodles.
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Now that I know I am getting an FX..
Ashtanga replied to rhino's topic in Swooping and Canopy Control
I've seen teams at large dz's swoop stillettos farther than most people at regular dz's swooping vx's or velocities. Why not just keep your crossfire 2 and keep learning on it? Sounds to me that you still have a lot you can learn about canopies and their performance. Maybe demo all the canopies you want and then decide. No reason to rush into things. -
Leroy, what did she say about the CNN coverage of you brother hanging off an antenna? Bwahahahahaha!
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You can't see the bottom of the picture. There is a really hot chick that Sebazz took on a naked tandem that day giving him a blow job for doing her video for free!
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Didn't you see the movie cocoon? I think it was Steve Guttenburgh who put them there.
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Walk outside your building. Go 5 blocks south. Turn right at the stop sign by the tree. Look under the rock shaped like a cocoon. That's where they are hidden.
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Is that Sebazz1 on the far left?
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I am in the hospitality industry and I can assure you that usually you won't get that much of a deal going through a travel agency. They have become more of a "luxury" of having not to make your own reservations. The best way to save on hotels is going through online services such as priceline, etc. That is generally the cheapest you will get at any hotels.
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That reminds me of a time when Steve Curtis's brother packed his Stilleto. Steve came into the packing area and said to his brother, "I don't mind you packing for me but just remember to set the brakes next time." Apparently he had several line twists.
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Just remember to take your time and keep it as clean as possible. I have taught over 100 packing classes and I always watched the packs that were going to be jumped and I have never had a student have a cutaway. I've seen some wild packs too but I would not allow anyone jump something that was dangerous. Have one of the packers watch you pack it before you jump it and they will make sure you do not jump anything that it SURE to malfunction. Shit happens sometimes though and any pack job might malfunction. As stated above when you have your first reserve ride, if ever, you will be glad you got it over with because it really isn't that big of a deal and your under your reserve before you know what happened.