Ashtanga

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  1. Ashtanga

    Goodbye

    Speaking of movies... Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut http://encyclopedia.laborlawtalk.com/wiki/images/thumb/f/fe/180px-Eyes_wide_shut.jpg
  2. Get some sardines and boxed red wine, Kelly. Bon Appetite.
  3. Since the dude Casie is seeing might be gay...we may go together.
  4. Ashtanga

    Who is j0nes?

    I have a picture of j0nes... http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008L3TW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
  5. Ashtanga

    Who is j0nes?

    Your supposed to be ignoring him.
  6. Ashtanga doesn't stalk her anymore. ChromeBoy does. TG doesn't like Ashtanga but she loves ChromeBoy.
  7. It sounds to me like he is respecting you. Generally if I want more in a relationship than just sex I take it really slow. My last girlfriend I kissed on the third date. That's because she stuck her tongue in my mouth.
  8. May your day be filled with warm fuzzy happiness and may your night be filled with sex.
  9. I met her, Neve Campbell, and Courtney Cox on the set of Scream 2. I remember that Sarah and Courtney looked anorexic skinny. Not attractive. Neve was perfect though. She is a very cool person. Courtney yelled at the security guards to "get these damn people (extras) away from me!" when the camera was not recording.
  10. I have met Sarah Michelle Gellar. Not quite all that in real life. Very petite. Too petite.
  11. Ashtanga

    Goodbye

    Ok, Mama. I think I'll try to dig up that stomach pic instead.
  12. Sexual attraction isn't just human nature it is a all living thing nature. Ever noticed how dogs and monkeys get it on right away. They don't have to play games or buy dinner to get some. I wish I was a dog. But I am a . A Sky[Monkey].
  13. Ashtanga

    Goodbye

    I have a brilliant idea! From this moment forward how about we all just ignore j0nes's posts. After a short time he/she will get bored and eventually leave. Who's with me?
  14. Umm..I can guarantee my sis is a sex free back up.
  15. I forgot to tell you I am taking my sister. Sorry.
  16. Ummmm...I really didn't mean find me someone on DZ.com but, OK. Pimp fee will be rewarded at a later date.
  17. Ashtanga

    Goodbye

    Everyone. He/she may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He/she really is an idiot.
  18. Ashtanga

    Goodbye

    "Don't shoot drugs. The only dope worth shooting is j0nes." - Ashtanga
  19. Natalie Portman Boobies... http://www.heaven666.org/celebs/natalie_portman_topless.php
  20. Natalie Portman is a hottie. Has anyone seen the movie Closer? Getty up!
  21. BOOBIES No name for my penis Huck-a-Buck