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so there I was, at the running of the bulls, and out of nowhere, ( by the way, completely not sober) spanish national news throws a camera in my face and says "blalalalplaplaplanananann a pamplona" ( i dont speak spaninsh) to which my response was a blank look and a "I Like beans" Directly into the camera. She was not amused. She immediately pulled the camera to someone else. one of my shining moments I like Beans

2 words Spell check I like Beans

not in pamplona anymore, but I wish Sangria for 2 bucksa bottle and that is not even in euros I like Beans

I was thinking the same thing in pamplona I like Beans

Congrats Kid, good luck with the new job. You still going to Chicago? J I like Beans

So Can I call you on a case of beer. You are OK, I hope? I like Beans

/10/0/1 10 great jumps this weekend. didn't reach my goal of 18 (that would have brought me to 100). Finally starting to nail the sit. got some cool docks, and got bumped off the 8 way (thanks speedy). no beer owed, lots consumed 1 awesome inactivation ceremony. I am no longer in command, what a great feeling. I like Beans

I am going to the Ranch this saturday, Maybe friday night if there is anything on. Phreezone, Daizy, you guys going to be there? I like Beans

what about at night, around the bonfire I like Beans

They do it all the time in Germany. It is rather fun to watch I like Beans

If you got 2 boots you could look like Napolean Dynamite!!!! Lucky J I like Beans

Well, I fall fast. Duh. I like Beans

some tribes of american Indians used vision quests to find out the source of there troubled dreams. They are even easier when you are sleep deprived. try some meditation and serious introspection and you will figure it out. Wow, I sound like ayoga guru or something, yikes! I like Beans

If you could get me photos of this guy, it would work better than the drawings. then the ass kicking could really start!!! Vengence will be ours!!!!!!! I like Beans

if you could draw a resemblance of the 3 guys and email it to me, I would go around beating everyone ass who looked like them. Granted I am in Manhattan KS, but they would hear about it and be pretty scared. I am sure they would return it. J I like Beans

That explains alot about Stalkers huh? creepy. BTW Wingnut, I got another Email from the mouse I like Beans

If I were a rock star I would make love to myself, because I would be soooo Hot! I like Beans

in order: Platoon Beaches Life as a house I like Beans

another humorous airline story... The week before mothers day, we were on our way back from Z-hills, and while we were waiting to pull away from the Gate some guys gets on his cell phone and all you hear is "Happy Mothers Day!!", then a bit of a pause, then a " what do you mean, Its Sunday?" at which point the guy realizes that everyone can hear him and he is in fact a week early. Just as he is about to hang up and completely brush away the Embarrassing situation, I shout out " Get in a Happy Birthday While you're at it." the whole back of the plane erupts in laughter he goes bright red. I couldn't talk for like the next 20 minutes I was laughing so hard. I like Beans

this song always picks me up when I am having a bad day. I couldn't find a link directly to it, but if you have it on file, play it and you will feel a million times better.

Awesome footage, I can't wait for Chris to finsih the DVD I like Beans

0:16:5 What a great weekend. My first Boogie, my first tail gate jump, my first freefly dock, first time at Greene County, first double digit weekend, that is alot of beer. Thanks to Greene County, you guys rock, especially Alana and Justi, see you in Chicago, hopefully Kansas can jump with us then. Thanks to PJ and Joel for helping me sit fly. I couldn't have done it with out you guys. I was psyched to meet everyone down there, and I will find some way to upload the psycho voice mails and try to clear up the audio so Wingnut can hear them clearly. I like Beans

hey Kel, Last time I tried to be a couple, it didn't work out so well:( She wasn't a DZ.COMer though, so maybe that was the problem. I like Beans

I was in a Bar in Germany drinking with some friends, and some Polizei came in and asked if they could have a word with me. I went outside with them and they explained that there was a fight in the same bar a few weeks back and the bartender got pictures of it. they told me I was in the pictures. They then said that they were going to take me to the station and take my picture and compare the 2. This whole conversation was in English. once they were done thoguh, they starting speaking to eachother in German how they were going to nail this stupid American and how he is so screwed. How they wish the Americans would just leave Germany and stop intruding on them bla bla bla. Then they turned to me and said "ok we are going to the station now" I replied "Ich Verstehe Alles." (Translation: I understand it all). they were pretty ashamed of themselves and were fairly polite for the rest of the picture taking event. When it was over, they drove me back to the bar. On a side note, when they were taking the piture, I wanted to do the Usual Suspects line up scene where he yells "GIVE ME THE FUCKING KEYS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER AAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Maybe next time. I like Beans