IFallFast

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  1. But seriously, sometimes those monkeys scratch. And it is not like when a chick scratches you, it really hhurts I like Beans
  2. So I get the Laxy eye part, how do you explain the rest of you?!?!? I like Beans
  3. " Dammit I am not from Hollywood, I am not going to F@#K your mouth" I like Beans
  4. SO here I am sitting next to Kansasskydiver and we are talking about the fact that I can't go to WFFC. He says"I'll take pictures, you can live through me vi-curiously. Its kinda like Bi-curious." I think he is just Horny and is starting to eyeball me I like Beans
  5. A great line, but not better than "I gottem heading east on BAKALAKDAKA street." "I am on it" I like Beans
  6. yes. death to kittens! The best way to kill a cat is to light it on fire and throw it off the roof. I mean..er.. that is what I hear anyway. I like Beans
  7. while following this thread I I can not help but wonder how many innocent Kittens lost their lives today. You are all dirty. But please, don't stop I like Beans
  8. I was born in the morning and I too am a morning person. especially on the weekends, I can't stand losing part of the day to sleep. Sleep is for the old!!! I like Beans
  9. Webster defines it as: Whimsical or Capricious I once got Capricious in the bedroom and boy did she go nuts for it. Wait a minute, I am not even sure what capricious means. I like Beans
  10. bob, wow, racecar, otto, I like Beans
  11. See that (holding up 2 fingers) that is how many shits I give I like Beans
  12. After that song from the Bare Naked Ladies where they said "watching X-files with no lights on" I had an X-Files party at my place every week, with no lights on. Yes I was a dork. (am) J I like Beans
  13. Never, not me/3/0 Only 3 jumps this weekend, still trying to recover from the broken ass. but 2 of them were coach eval dives and I passed them both. So in just a few weeks I will be a coach. Look out students everywhere!! Ok maybe just in Kansas. J I like Beans
  14. So here is what I am thinking, You call her number and prey to god that she will answer but are terrified to the soul that she will, and then you will have to actually say something and can not for the life of you figure out what. So, maybe that is not romance, but it is definitely love. J I like Beans
  15. !!! I got my B license today. I am now the proud owner of 27960. Just in time I am taking the coach course tomorrow!!! J I like Beans
  16. I had full intentions of doing mine nekkid last weekend at my DZ, but I hurt my ankle and couldn't jump. I did do my hundred yesterday at Skydive chicago, but was convinced by some friends that nekkid was not the way to go here. They did inform me that I need to make it up when we get home though. I like Beans
  17. That is what I tried, but then the cops got involved and it got really ugly. jk J I like Beans
  18. Forgiven this time, but dont make a habit of it J I like Beans
  19. Isn't the line "If there are, We'll all be dead." ?!? I like Beans
  20. I hope you are not too tired to play drunken movie trivia tonight. It is Tuesday J I like Beans
  21. I can proudly say, I have killed 3 of them. Even dead they freak me out. I like Beans
  22. I was sitting at my computer, next to Kansaskydiver who is talking on the phone. And I here him say: "she just put her hamburger in my balls." An odd enough quote, but odder when you consider the "she" is a Dog!!! Just thought I would share with you all I like Beans
  23. / 3 / 0 hurt my ankle on the 3rd jump, I only needed 6 to get to 100. Just couldn't jump anymore My ankle will be fine by next weekend in Chicago. I guess I will have to just make my 100 there in front of all those people. See you all there, and me and Kansas are driving the Short Bus. It rocks!!! I can't wait J I like Beans
  24. Ralf: My Cat's breath smells like Catfood. I like Beans
  25. If stumbling over your words in front of a camera is what you mean, I am your man You should here what happend in Switzerland I like Beans