IFallFast

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  1. As a former Army Commander, iyou are not allowed to issue standard orders for soldiers not to make Parachute jumps. it would be like telling soldiers in your unit they can not ride motorcycles. ( a higher percentagedie doing that) The army has multiple skydiving teams, so for an army policy against skydiving is also not authorized. Base Jumping is a little different as the risks are higher. If a commanding officer found out that one of his soldiers was attending Bridge day, they could require additional safetr training (like they do with motorcycle courses). I personally will attempt to keep the fact that this is my first Base Jump from anyone in my Chain of command. See yoiu all there wearing my Groucho Mrx nose and glasses. J I like Beans
  2. I will be flying into Charleston on Thursday afternoon. Is anyone planning on renting a car. My GF and I will chip in. J I like Beans
  3. I will be at Sky's the limit skydiving in PA on Tuesday. Who should I talk to about doing some freeflying? I like Beans
  4. If you google Jimmy Coiner's name God answers I like Beans
  5. Jimmy Coiner once had a double malfunction. when he got to the ground he beat the hell out of his rigger I like Beans
  6. L. S . P C. really stands for Lincoln Should Praise Coiner... The rest of us do! I like Beans
  7. Jimmy Has 2 rigs; one for himself and one for his alter-ego Chuck norris I like Beans
  8. While God was resting on the seventh Jimmy Was Skydiving I like Beans
  9. Jimmy Coiner IS an Otter Load I like Beans
  10. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Jimmy Coiner;s theme song. I like Beans
  11. Not everyone that Jimmy Coiner jumps with gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts I like Beans
  12. Jimmy Coiner smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Jimmy Coner's personal chef. I like Beans
  13. That is why we could not find him until Mike Mullins acknowledged him... I like Beans
  14. Jimmy Coiner was in fact what Willis was talkin' about. I like Beans
  15. Jimmy Coiner once made the temperature drop so fast Ice Miraculaously appeared, in his pants I like Beans
  16. Jason Norris wishes he was Jimmy Coiner right now I like Beans
  17. Jimmy Coiner makes onions CRY!!! I like Beans
  18. In an emergency, Jimmy Coiner can be used as a floatation device. I like Beans
  19. Jimmy Coiner got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Jimmy Coiner for every answer!! I like Beans
  20. As an infant, Jimmy Coiner's parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge. I like Beans
  21. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Jimmy Coiner beats all 3 at the same time. I like Beans
  22. Jimmy Coiner eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. I like Beans
  23. Jimmy Coiner once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. 'Jimmy Coiner won by 5. I like Beans
  24. Jimmy Coiner does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them I like Beans