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    I am filing a report against you to the official pikey commission, as soon as I find out where they will be parked tonight. Paying, what next, you gonna wash?
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    Around here, they're all Pre-Med. Just ask. Do they play doctor? I do Damn why do I have the sudden urge to have an examination in your office. I said office not oriface!
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    You obviously never met Henry Bivins "I hum it 'cause I can" Henry 3:16 There is another guy around here that had the same color canopy, so he and Henry could low pull at will and say "hey it wasn't me" Most people today would shit their pants just by watching the altitude they pulled at. BTW please don't name the other guy who is still living and jumping. The hint is that it was not Scotty Carbone.
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    John if firearms confiscations became a reality would you be in favor of the law and do everything you could to facilitate it? Or would you defy that law and do everything you could to evade and ignore it? Or would you do nothing? hint: the answer is either 1, 2, or 3 try and speak like a human, not a politician.
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    [hercpilotvoice]I don't need no fucking catapult, get out of my fucking way![/hercpilotvoice]
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    It's a boating accident, get it straight wll ya?
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    yeah except he walks with a limp from all the medals on one side. Strange when a full grown man has to come to terms with wearing so many fucking ribbons. I see friends in dress uniform rarely, but a few look fucking embarrassed at all the ribbons and hash marks.(the guys who have been nowhere and done nothing) I think they long for the days of being a nobody.
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    Some guys are just not easy to kill Hang in there bud. Thanks for your service.
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    Been down that road but stopped a block from the end of that street. Whole body blunt force trauma (full body posterior hematoma) You don't have to be a skydiver to bounce. Suprising how easily someone can die, also more suprising is how much damage others can endure and live on. No life passing before your eyes.
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    I am a distinguished Lifetime Member (no fees for me!)
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    Now, try and give me a straight answer to my straight question, as difficult as I know that is for you. "If you are unable to figure that out on your own, then that confirms that I am wasting my time trying to explain things to you. " Lawrocket and Andy, may I submit to this court, the witness Professor John Kallend be declared a hostile witness? I would like to compel him to answer the question he was asked, instead of talking this jury of his peers in circles. Hey John we could always appeal this to Fred, or Bluto.
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    Thank you
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    Does the Possum Queen just lay there playing dead while being banged? You know...playin possum? Possum stew is probably kinda nasty, let alone possum icecream Sounds like an episode of Iron Chef, Florida Cracker.
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    no it is for Ming the merciless, he has battle plans for the solar system. All hail Ming!
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    If the NSA wants to read or get something...they will Make no bones about it, they get the keys to all the goodies. There are no secrets
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    WTF eating vultures? NO fucking way dude. I don't eat opossum either
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    It is actually none of your business.
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    Thanks, I remember using PGP years ago...I will use that again.
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    Hi I am wondering what email encryption programs are recommended, and what your personal opinions are. Free is good, so is inexpensive.
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    yeah because someone may break into your home and steal your plane to sell for drugs, or use in a crime. that makes more sense now
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    That's what women who are married to men with small penises say. No wonder they look terrified when you whip it out. like a deer in the headlights
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    try numrich, or CDNN also century international arms.
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    try an AK74 chambered in 5.45mm ammo is very plentiful and cheap.
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    ummmmmm....no why? I think you would not notice me if I were standing right in front of you, that is all
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    hey I was there last saturday and sunday, Kallend can even vouch for that. I am like the invisible man when it comes to you. I was at the beach, the trailer the hangar, you know...hiding I was also hanging out for the fireworks and watched it with Krista, Sean, and my daughter Madeleine.