warpedskydiver

I knew a girl who went to taco bell, she bet the guy at the first window that she could rub one out before she got her food...3 minutes later she fell asleep at the pickup window with her skirt hiked up and fingers in the cookie jar. Sad huh? Not every drunk girl is fun....

Yep and after an hour you ask yourself...(what was I doing again?)

That what you commoners get for thinking it is about "the People" Don't you know it is a mere show?

On a side note: Andy copland would be on you like a tick, only he gets off on his own

http://www.securenet.bc.ca/NewsCentral/News%20Library/News%20Releases/nl072307.htm On July 12, the second intercepted North Korean freighter was sunk in the Arabian Sea by torpedoes fired from a US submarine 100 miles southeast of the Iranian naval base-port of Chah Bahar. Delivery of its freight of enriched weapons-grade uranium and equipment and engines for manufacturing more fissile material including plutonium in its hold could have jump-forwarded Iran's nuclear bomb and warhead project, lopping off at least a year of work. For this Iran's rulers were ready to reportedly pay out a cool $500 million. A few hours earlier, President Bush received an intelligence briefing on the vessel, its freight and destination. Apparently the shipment was brought forward by several weeks to evade detection by UN nuclear inspectors scheduled to visit Pyongyang this week to verify the dismantling of its nuclear facilities. US airplanes had been tracking the freighter and picked up signs of radioactivity, indicating the presence of nuclear materials aboard. President Bush had the option of ordering US Marines to board the vessel or to sink it. He decided on the latter - both because the North Korean freighter was approaching an area patrolled by Iranian naval units and seizure of the vessel by American marines might have provoked a clash; secondly, it was the better choice in order to avoid exposing US troops to radioactive contamination. American naval and air units in the Persian Gulf, Middle East and seas opposite North Korea were ordered to go on a high state of readiness and the torpedo the North Korean vessel was accomplished without delay. After the attack, US warships raced to the spot where the ship went down where they picked up three lifeboats. Most of the North Korean sailors aboard were either injured or dead. Twenty in all died in the attack. They all bore symptoms of contamination. After the episode, the area was cordoned off and underwater equipment dropped to salvage the cargo from the sunken ship. All the parties to the incident, the United States, North Korea and Iran, have kept the incident under wraps as the situation in and around the Gulf is inflammable enough to explode into a full-blown Iranian-US clash at the slightest provocation. There was also the danger that North Korea might decide at the last moment to abort the closure of its nuclear facilities.

My friend got searched by the Gendarmes. They said something to him in french after finding a few of the knives he had on him. To which he replied "If you just asked if you could suck me blue...fuckoff frenchie!" Ouch, it hurts to remember.

No, but I did take a dump there... I don't think anyone noticed either. What do you want from a country where chewing your toenails at the dinner table is only #7 on the list of bad manners?

nope, I actually liked England, nice and cool (so I could freeze my ass off after I got rained on at night.) Beat the hell out of the other place.

I pissed in a country I never wanna see again... Does that count?

Looks like the Taliban forgot one simple thing... Brits hit back

I hope you told GW you will let him hang out with you after he retires. I could see it now, GWB a skydiving "bag" dressed in tye dye, and tending the garden outside his trailer on the DZ. Hey everyone can aspire to greatness

I hearby rename you "Max Gump"

Were going to have to rename you Maxwell Gump

You know it is going to happen! Max I am very proud of you and your outstanding recovery. To recover is one thing, but to lead afterwards is a true measure of who you are as a man, and professional soldier. Too bad GWB won't go jump with you It isn't everyday the President gets the chance to jump with someone famous.

I think: "How kind of them to give me half of the $439.3 billion US defense budget!" Just remember to share

Quit using natural gas or LNG to fuel power plants, use Nuclear power for electricity, then use the LNG for cars. The fact we would not need gasoline then would certainly change things.

Uncle Sams Misguided Children!

That statement makes me think 0311s should carry the luggage up to the suite. Bellhop! Don't worry I have friends who are Marines, I send them Crayons.!

they look like pistol cartridges. OMFG change them NOW!!!!

It came frrom inside YOUR house!

Dude, I am saying this in the nicest way possible.... YOU NEED DRUGS That is all. BTW how are ya?

Hopefully you did not require years of therapy afterwards. I hope the nightmares it caused have subsided. See!, I can be nice!

WTF? I have heard of it happening on rebuilds, but from the factory? I guess anything can be possible.

yes it was sudden, the rocker galley was clean as can be, no pooled oil.