Scratch
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I must admit I am a weird one. I only started smoking 18 months ago and thoroughly enjoy it. I have stopped on occasion for a week or more and then started again. Yeah yeah....dumb I know. As for kissing smokers, never bothered me when I did not smoke and does not bother me now. edited to add Stale garlic on the other hand
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Sounds like fun but you are going to have to get in line.
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Yeah Pia. Where is the pic of your butt??????
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Schweeeeeeeeeeeet. Scratchypoo likes
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I wonder if he will get away.???
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That far gone are you. If I had to have a throbbing pain in my right had what little sex life I currently enjoy would become downright uncomfortable.
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Ag shame Blue. That throbbing pain must really be messing up your sex life
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Ooops It looks like my pregnancy test kit is a dud No pink, no blue.
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I have done a lot of lurking and not much posting in recent months. This makes for an interesting read though, in light of the recent spat of 'flag waving' http://iafrica.com/news/worldnews/286308.htm
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Ahh those were the days.
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Bill all these truths can be summerised in one quaint South African saying. "As jy dom is sal jy kak"
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Congratulations to Tonto! 4000th skydive!!!
Scratch replied to SkyDivaChristie's topic in The Bonfire
Congrats Tonto. Your numbers now equate to some decent hop n pop altitude. -
Christie Reminds me of that old Afrikaans ditty. "Daars 'n groot vet slet in my bed" "Daars 'n groot vet slet in my bed bed bed...."
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Clay Getting frisky with a 'Groot Gat Godin' is much like riding a scooter. A whole lot of fun as long as your friends don't see you.
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How does one guage or define self diagnosis to qualify being an alchoholic?
Scratch replied to 12bhi's topic in The Bonfire
You are not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. You are just a drunk. Seriously though, it's not so important as to how much you drink. It is whether you NEED to drink. -
38% Pure. Gee. Not a bad score
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Sure ()() There you go
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Mine is underneath me at the mo. Pretty fine bum too if I say so myself.
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Late night Pia?
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Likin it, likin it large style
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Mama Uzbek is Ferdi's wife. A very attractive Russian girl who takes no shit. As for killing you. Believe me to get your outline you have to get close to that, very close indeed. Rules for the outline To receive an alcohol related injury that results in a trip to the Citrusdal hospital within 12 hours. The injury must be of such nature that you cannot get youself there. Still game???? We play tough in the Cape
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Them's fightin' words Sherri Looks like it is going to be a fun party. Just remember that C'dal is the home of the hooligan. It's a pity some of the nutters are going to be in Spain. Ferdi will be there but Mama Uzbek, knowing him well, will keep him on a tight rein. If you really want to fly the JSC flag, you have to get your outline painted on the ground by the fire.
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I can do that too
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Ill be right behind you....watching your bum
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Hey Pia. A little birdy tells me you are going to be in CT in Dec. I am sure you will get to see my bum. Particularly if I let Captain Morgan drive me around