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After talking to Jumperconway,Jessd and Misskris.I decided to give it another shot and stay(Like any one really cares).But There will be no more posts in joke threads of any kind.Again Sorry If I offended anybody.

I know that I might have offended alot of people with the jew joke and if so I apologise.But I know from family history what the camps were like in Germany as I had family that spent time in them. My great grandfather came here from Germany right after the war. He died when I was about 10.So I had tales of what it was like first hand from someone that was there.I had several family members that were there.It was not only jewish people that spent their last days in the camps, it was also gypsies(my family),homosexuals,muslims, and anybody else that was differant from the ideal.IF I offended,I'm sorry. I won't post again. I'm able to joke about something that directly affected my own family.It's funny that people make jokes about blacks,indians,homosexuals etc and that's ok.But mention something about jewish people and WWII and people get bent out of shape.Nobody ever says anything about the white mans attempt of genocide against the indians.But they never contributed anything worthy did they? So I guess genocide is ok in that sense.And what about black people? I guess it's ok to joke about them too right?I just moved from a place where they are still trying to fight the cival war and alot of people still believe in slavery.But you can joke about them and it's ok.And the amount of gay jokes out there are even worse.they've been persucuted through ouot all of history. But again it's ok to joke about them.I thought this was a group of openminded people that did'nt go for all the PC bs but I guess I was wrong.SO dont' worry to keep from possibly offending anybody again this will be my last post.Hell I might just get out of skydiving altogether and sell my rig so I won't offend anybody with what I decided to buy to jump with.So on that note....So long and thanks for all the fish.

I know that I might have offended alot of people with the jew joke and if so I apologise.But I know from family history what the camps were like in Germany as I had family that spent time in them. My great grandfather came here from Germany right after the war. He died when I was about 10.So I had tales of what it was like first hand from someone that was there.I had several family members that were there.It was not only jewish people that spent their last days in the camps, it was also gypsies(my family),homosexuals,muslims, and anybody else that was differant from the ideal.IF I offended,I'm sorry. I won't post again. I'm able to joke about something that directly affected my own family.It's funny that people make jokes about blacks,indians,homosexuals etc and that's ok.But mention something about jewish people and WWII and people get bent out of shape.Nobody ever says anything about the white mans attempt of genocide against the indians.But they never contributed anything worthy did they? So I guess genocide is ok in that sense.And what about black people? I guess it's ok to joke about them too right?I just moved from a place where they are still trying to fight the cival war and alot of people still believe in slavery.But you can joke about them and it's ok.And the amount of gay jokes out there are even worse.they've been persucuted through ouot all of history. But again it's ok to joke about them.I thought this was a group of openminded people that did'nt go for all the PC bs but I guess I was wrong.SO dont' worry to keep from possibly offending anybody again this will be my last post.Hell I might just get out of skydiving altogether and sell my rig so I won't offend anybody with what I decided to buy to jump with.So on that note....So ong and thanks for all the fish.

This is not meant to be taken seriously in any way. I had a jewish friend who loved this one.So on that note...... What's the differance between a jew and a pizza???? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I have had times where I 've had the problem pt with svt.So what I like to do sometimes and I know it's mean as hell but it's fun anyway is to turn the monitor to where they can see it right before slamming the adenocard and then when that transient asystole starts I look at them and go......oh shit youo're heart stopped beating....look! The look on their faces when they see that flatline it classic.I don't do it all the times just to the ines that are being dicks about going to the hosp and giving a hard time about it.And I always tell my partner to be prepared to work a code just in case thier heart does'nt restart.I have'nt had it happen yet but I know it will eventually.

QuoteHeart rates are peculiar. They're as individual as you and I, but 180 is definitely NOT normal and can reduce cardiac output if allowed to continue for too long. I'd guess that he is having an episode of Supra Ventricular Tachycardia (SVT). In the field, we treat it immediately with drugs or a 'mild' shock (similar to defibrillation). ADENOCARD!!!!!!!I love that drug.Watch them have periods of transient asystole for up to 30secs and there still talking to you.It's so frickin cool. And as for cardioverting......"why does it feel like a mule kicked me in the chest."

it'll have to be more than.I'm trying to get on everyload I can.I missed 2 back to back loads today cause that brand new zp has a mind of it's own and doesn't like going back into the bag.I swear I HEARD IT LAUGHING AT ME when I was trying to get it back in.

Okay, I owe so much beer I figure it would just be easier and cheaper to open a brewery at the dz. On top of all my other firsts that have been piling up. 1st jump on new jump suit 1st jump on my own pack job 1st landing off dz 1st two way jump. And then to make it worse....I'm 1 count em 1 frickin jump from getting my "A" and the frickin winds pick up. So now I have to wait till next frickin weekend to finish. Oh well. If you hear of a beer truck getting knocked off.....It wasn't me.nobody saw me, you can't prove a thing. I plead the fifth(i have a coupla bottles here that are asking for it). I deny it all. Forgot to add my 1st spot today also.

Quotewell, I could be wrong here, as I have been before. BUT; if you are marrying an american citizen, then you become a citizen when you marry. Therefore, you would not need to worry about the visa and H-1B stamp bullshit. You would be an american tourist on vacation in mexico. Nope.I went thourgh this when I was with my ex-wife and she was trying to get her citizenship.The guys at the INS office in Wilmington NC said that that rule was changed back in the 50'-60' because of so many people marrying U.S. citizens to get their citizenship and then divorcing right after they got their papers.My ex wife went through hell to get her citizenship.It would make it easier if you could still get it through marriage but that's why they changed the law on it.

My ex wife has this ability.She would tell me that she had a dream about a plane crash and within a week we would see one on the news.She made it a point to tell me about it after she had a dream beforehand so I would know she did'nt make it up.It was always a strange thing to hear about it and then see it happen.Sometimes she would even say what kind of plane it was as in a private plane,military or commercial.

I could have finished my "A" requirements today if it was'nt for the damn winds.I need 4 jumps to finish.I need a hop-n-pop and to spot.Looks like I have to wait another frickin week before I get to finish. I take the blame for the winds.Everytime I get a new piece of gear in the winds play hell.I just got my new bev suit today and you see what the winds were.When my rig came in it took 3 weeks before I finally got to put a jump on it.SOI apologise to everybody in Colorado that did'nt get to jump today.I'm sorry it's my fault.On the plus side that was the last thing I ordered,I have everything else so maybe the winds will die and stay dead since I'm not ordering anything else.

holy batshit ratmAN!I'm going to have one hell of a hangover in the morning.

And BTW so far tonight I'vre killed almost a case of beer and a half a bottle of pineaple rum(doing shots)

Well, another friday night has been wasted,just like i am right now.This staying home and getting shit faced is getting old.bad thing is,is that it's now 11:00 and I got to get up at 4:00 to go to work in the morning.I hate haveing a hang over and going to work and have to pull a 24 hour shift.I just pray that the weather is good sunday so I can go jump.If so I sohould be able to finish everything I need for my "A".But of course then I need to get a keg for the DZ since I owe so much beer.But then again I heard that the beer oewed reqiurment doesn't apply till you get your license.But then again I did tell the guys at the DZ that I would get a keg to celebrate.If everythign works out sun then it'll be a kegger next weekend at Skydive the Rockies!. See,I'm so drunl right now I'm justr rambling on.I guess this could turn into a postwhore attempt if it wasn't so frickin long.Sorry to take up and waste everybody's time by you guys reading thisd while I'm drunk as hell. And now on a differant note the cat is beating up on the dog.It's funny as hell even when sober to see.

ow,ow,ow,ow,ow I thought it was bad enough to get a nipple peircing.Only other pain I had that was worse was a bone marrow sampling.Got the nip pierced and felt the pain spread throughout my chest,straight through my back and down my leg.Then hurt like hell while it healed.When I got my tongue pierced the only thing I felt was the clamp go on.I never felt the actual piercining even the my ex g/f said she almost passed out from the pain.There is no way in HELL tht anybody is getting near the happy spot with a needle.That hurts just to think about it.I work with a guy who said getting a p/a wsa'nt that bad and the feeling afterwards was unblievable.I guess I 'll just have to take his word for it cause not no but HELL NO!!!

Well,after you find them if you need someone to hold 'em while you show them what happens to thieves give me a call.I need a good fight.

Screw that.if the skies are clear and the winds are low I'm jumping my ass off sun.I'll be leaving work in denver and heading straight to canon city.

Don't feel alone.I won't be jumping tommorow either.I've got to be stuck at work again.So,I'll just have to pray the weather is good Sun. and make up for it then.

no its been slow so far today.14hrs to go till end of the shift though.just some personal things that i dont know if will ever get worked out.

Today was one of my shittest days ever

chim-chim gizzard pants.so does this mean i'm the monkey on speedracer?

That was wrong.Funnny. But wrong

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I typically wear gloves, a sweatshirt under my jumpsuit and a full face helmet when I jump.It gets pretty cold here in colorado.At least to me it's cold.I have'nt been here long enough to truly get acclimated.But I have had no problems jumping in the cold.I'm usually complaining about the cold on the ground saying how bad I'm freezing and how crazy it is to jump when it's so cold.Then when I get up and get out I don't even notice the cold from the excitement.And it feels a lot warmer on the ground when you get back down.

I hope to go.I planned on eloy but my truck ended up costing me 1500 to fix.So hopefully nothing goes wrong this time and i get to go.