skydiver51

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  1. I was goina say you can't go wrong with Pink Floyd but I don't want you children to say something bad about my mom. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  2. If I went through again I would go back into the Marines again. Maybe it would be more fun the second time around. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  3. If it wasn't for us uglies sweet looking things like you wouldn't look so good. LOL Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  4. Personally i'm a butt man. Boobies are nice to look at to. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  5. Thanks for all your help Mountain man on getting my pic posted. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  6. A fire hose puts out a powerful stream. If you know what I mean. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  7. skydiver51

    Age?

    Glad to see some one else close to my age. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  8. ***Uhhhh....what company does he work for?! They hiring pilots?!*** He was a pilot at our DZ. We took him to a boobie bar after his last day at the DZ. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  9. Trust me he was enjoying every second of it.
  10. Oops forgot the pic. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  11. Besides getting to see boobies and giving extra altitude...... Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  12. Me and the wife at Quincy'98. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  13. " because you get to pee while standing up " You would get tired of it splattering on your legs like we do. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  14. Yeah, it does kind of slow us down when we have to have multiple orgasms because we got to rub our breast while we took a shower! Why is it women get to have multiple orgasms and we don't?? Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  15. That's the expression on my face every time I see boobies that are just for me. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  16. Since I don't know what exactly everyone else is or isn't doing let me ask you to help me from the start. I have a pic on my computer and want to post it so it shows under my name here in the forums. What URL do I have to enter to load it? If I have to post the pic on a site to get a URL where can I post it? I don't think my web page will let DZ.com access it. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  17. skydiver51

    Age?

    " In only 4 more years, I can join POPS. Ugh! " It's no different at 40 or 50 skymama. I've been in POPS for almost 10 years now. It just keeps getting better. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  18. skydiver51

    sad story

    " Only the states of Arkansas, West Virginia, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Texas, and Tennessee were different, where over 89.3% of the final words were, "Hold my beer and watch this." " Oklahoma is in the 89.3%. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  19. My pic is in Mug shots. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  20. skydiver51

    Age?

    Started at 21 am now 50. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  21. skydiver51

    Flushed

    " If she would have blown a really big fart, would that have broken the seal? " Man, women can't fart. They can't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up pressure. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  22. " Certainly sounds like you have a keeper...I still stand by my first statement...LMAO Women are just that way...... " Agreed, some are that way. My first wife was. She also got me to stop jumping for 23 years. My wife now is 180 deg. from her. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  23. Bullshit!!!! You always pay for that one way or the other.... Get this..... she don't jump, likes to be at the DZ as much as I do. So is the sex costing me??? Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  24. "Does she really give you jump money AND free beer????" And free sex. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  25. I gave up people who haven't a clue but gained a woman who has made my life and world better than I could have ever hoped for. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.