skydiver51

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  1. I was in the marines when I started jumping. I guess I thought I was immoral..... oops immortal (most marines are immoral) and wasn't affriad of nothing so I thought I would try skydiving. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  2. I'm not horny, I'm married and get all I want. I just wanted to see what horny skydivers posted. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  3. To quote Homer " You talk the talk and walk the walk. I have seen many a girl weasel out of a bet where they have to show their stuff but not you. You are supreme!! Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  4. I have SKYDIVR on my truck also. Trying to get SKYDVR2 for the wifes Durango. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  5. I totally love freefall. Using just your body to fly and disconnected form this planet. If you get the chance do a high altitude jump from 23k. Around 2 minutes of freefall time. way cool!!!!! Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  6. 7 more women to go!!!!....... my wife is goina shit!!! Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  7. Here's Toggle.... the biggest party animal at Skydive Tulsa. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  8. Yep, in my fifty years of life they are all true!! Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  9. There called depends!!! Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  10. LOL..... just think of all the boobies I will get to see if my wife get her pilots license!!!!! You can bet your a$$ I will be in the right seat!!! (IBROBINM is my wife) Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  11. skydiver51

    Debates..

    People also need to remember that most post are that persons opinion. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Also if someone replys with something you don't like or believe is true or factual then ignore it. Ever since I started reading the post in this forum I have done so with the frame of mind that you speak your mind about every thing (with in reason). specific topics should go to the forums rightly titled for the topic. Have fun here and do like me and not take the post too serious. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  12. Unless some one in this fourm is over 50 years and 7 months old you ain't older than m........... Where was I going with this??????? Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  13. Why aren't there any women pilots so us guys can flash for extra altitude??? Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  14. Really leaves a empty feeling in your heart to hear of a brother or sister skydiver leaves this world but we know they go where there are eternal blue skies. Blue skies Chris. We share in the loss Fruce. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  15. Real sorry to hear any one has to stop jumping, I did for 23 years. Keep that thought of returning alive because I did. Wish you happiness in your new house and many happy days with your daughter.
  16. CONGRATS!!!!!! Had it not been for my EX-wife I would have been in the sport for 30 years this year. Thank god for the wife I have now. She doesn't jump but almost makes me go every weekend so she can go to the DZ with me.
  17. skydiver51

    Boobies

    I'm a leg man mainly but I do notice the boobs and those are gross!!!! To me big boobs are exciting. As alot of you have said "more than a hand full is a wast" is how I feel. My wife has the perfect size, one hand full. The bigger they are the more they sag and I like the to be perky ( where they look at you and not her shoes). :-Þ [tounge] Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  18. It's not as scarey as you might think it would be. I always ( except for a couple of landings ) landed in the outer landing areas instead of the main one between manifest and the loading tents. Just keep an eye on everyone around you. I was never really in a big crowd after opening til landing. If there's people there you know then you will have a great time.
  19. If a WFFC 2002 happens is there any plans for a tent or area for DZ.Com'ers to gather and say hello to each other?? Just and idea. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  20. skydiver51

    Freefall

    I don't think whuffos can relate sex to falling 10,000 ft. so I tell them about the same thing as skreamer. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  21. In my opinion it depends on whether you started before you met or after. If you started after you met it needs to be a 50/50 decision unless you think more of skydiving than her. If you started jumping before you met her then she needs to move on and find someone who doesn't jump. I was jumping before I met my wife. She knew how much I loved the sport and didn't even try to get me to quit. We met for the first time when I asked her to come to the DZ. Even though she still don't jump she likes go to the DZ every bit as much as I do. She has been a manifest girl at two different DZs and could fly through the first jump class getting almost every question right. She passed up a chance to go out to a comedy club, on our second date, when the DZO offered to fly us to a neighboring state to jump at their DZ when it was too windy here. She always puts my jumping first with out me asking. There are non- skydiving women out there who will put you and your jumping first or split the weekends up to include time to do what she wants. But then you could find a female skydiver who wants to go every weekend. I really feel this is a decision you need to make for yourself. It's your life and future at stake here. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  22. Were you born an asshole or did you work at it your whole life Either way it worked out fine 'cause your an asshole tonight Not sure of the name of the group. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  23. LOL the jokes on you dude, my mom aint got no teeth!!! Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  24. My first jump was in 1972. The students jumped round 28ft military surplus with a double L mod for steering. On the ride up i'm going over my reserve deployment procedures ( student rigs didn't have any means to cutaway, you had to cover the reserve with you left hand, pull the handle, grab the hem and shake it out to inflate before it got to the mess you had over your head ) which was scary enough. Then this guy who was going first gets out and freezes up on the strut. He wouldn't jump so we had to make another pass then he decides to try to climb back in the plane and slips and is hanging on the wheel strut so the jm reaches down and unhooks his hand and lets him fall. ( we were jumping static line ) I'm setting there next to go and wondering what the f**k did I get my self into. But like a true marine I was I did everything perfect. Well I did have skid marks on my underwear but everything else went ok. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  25. Cherish the true friends you have, for in times like this is when they step forward to help with out being asked. Hope you heal quick but don't rush it. Idiocy = Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.