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took me awhile to get in but i am here now.. hope everyone had a good weekend, with lots of blue skies. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

sorry to hear this. blue skies.... "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

kerry is a good guy. he makes a hell of a board. i hope he gets back up soon. blue skies buddy and good vibes for a speedy recovery.. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

112 degrees in Eloy. come on over, we actually have little white puffy ones today. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

Alyssa Milano "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

ouch... "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

saw one once in the gulf of mexico, of course it could have been the tequila. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

hey i can quit at anytime. i am not addicted. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

woops!!! "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

jumps for life:) "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

>I just have to stand up for "shitsu"'s here - the correct spelling is Shih Tzu....< sorry rhonda "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? What do people in China call their good plates? Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is? "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? A.66 Ford Fairlane: B. 69 Chevrolet Chevelle: C.64 Pontiac GTO 3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product? 4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweiser Tallboys will it take to cut the trees? 5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer? 6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a Field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed? 7. A man owns a house south of Beckley and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land? 8. A 2-ton coal truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, what are the chances that it will strike a vehicle that has a muffler? 9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The Mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift? 10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country western singer? "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

don't wait any longer. If you ask anyone skydiver what is his biggest regret when it comes to skydiver the # one answer is that they didn't start jumping sooner. i wanted to skydive since i was 16 but waited till i was 20. i wish i had started when i was 18. so don't wait any longer. regret is a horrible thing. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

it's all good, actually i don't many people new that you could change them. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

Nac i was just wondering if it is possible to change the rings. never said that i was going to do it. but it is nice to know if it can be done and what it entails. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

should be funny when they try to sell it. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

>Doubtful....he doesn't have boobies.....< just how do you know he dosen't have boobies?? "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

blue skies..... "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

i have had several people ask me why i want to change. it is very simple, when i bought my set-up i was asked if i wanted mini 3 ring or regular. good question since i had no clue as to what they were talking about i asked them for their opinion. guess what i got minis. now 200 dives later and much more informed, if i could go back i would have put regular 3 rings. not that i am highly loaded (yet) but, i like having the odds in my favor. basically i relied on someone else’s opinion, not that anything is wrong with my mini-3 rings it is just that i would rather now have the larger set. In fact i will probably end up just keeping my current set up the same, but on my next rig i will have the larger set put on. if anyone has not read the advantages on the larger set i would welcome you to. when you read about all the hard cutaways on loaded wings that are spinning you start to think. one day instead of you just reading about it, it could be you under a highly loaded wing spinning out of control. it could be you that might have the mini 3 ring that is twisted all the way up. it might be you trying cut away. that is why i would rather have the larger set put on. like i said i would rather the odds are in my favor. just my .02 "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

go for my hook knife. with one hand grab lines with other cut lines. would much rather pay for new lines than die. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time... And no cheating! 1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner lying in second place. In which position are you now? Answer: If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second. For the next question try not to be so dim. 2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in? Answer: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it. How can you over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible! It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember your replies must be instantaneous. Take heart! 3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total? Answer: 5000? Wrong again! The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator. Today is clearly not your day. Although you should manage to get the last question right... 4: Marie's father has five daughters: 1. Chacha 2. Cheche 3. Chichi 4. Chocho Question: What is the fifth daughter's name? Think quickly... you'll find the answer below. Answer: Chuchu? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question properly! You are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE! "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," he replies. Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name? "The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred." The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and tore up the "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama

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depends on what attorney is handling the case. "great achievement comes only at great risk" the Dalai Lama