hobbes4star

square one, para gear, pier ltd... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

what do you mean it that why i am still spinning. i thought that was all of you. actually this is my happy dance. my meds make me a happy person....

hey how did you know that i had those problems as a child. Don't worry though the meds are working perfectly. I take them all the time Just like the nice dr. told me too. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

no it was their, i know i copied it and sent it to everyone i know. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

you are right about he voodoo toggles. i hate them. as soon as i get a chance i am going to get them changed. they are to small and flimsy and are at times a pain in the ass to grab. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

nope i see it too. like the camera has a messed up lens or something.. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

also i belive you need a C lic. to purchuse smoke canisters. is this right??? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i wasn't but someone i know was

when was the last time you did a fun jump??? when ever i start to feel burnt out i take a week or two off then come back and do some fun jumps.. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

that wasn't nice i mean come on his shoulder hurts... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

> You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive? > Makes one think, and puts things in perspective. > Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ......... $10.32 per gallon > Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ....... $ 9.52 per gallon > Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ............. $10.17 per gallon > Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10 .00 per gallon > Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........... $33.60 per gallon > Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ......... $178.13 per gallon > Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .......... $123.20 per gallon > Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ............... $25.42 per gallon > Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ................. $84.48 per gallon > and this is the REAL KICKER...... > Evian water 9 oz for $1.49 ........ $21.19 per gallon. > $21.19 FOR WATER! ....and the buyers don't even know the source. > > So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car > doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or Heaven forbid, PEPTO > BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!! > > Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip > to the pump...........! if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: >TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW > >In a Laundromat: >AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT >GOES OUT > >In a London department store: >BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS > >In an office: >WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR >FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN > >In an office: >AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE >DRAINING BOARD > >Outside a secondhand shop: >WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. >WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? > >Notice in health food shop window: >CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS > >Spotted in a safari park: >ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR > >Seen during a conference: >FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE >ON THE FIRST FLOOR > >Notice in a field: >THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES > >Message on a leaflet: >IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS > >On a repair shop door: >WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. >(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

An exact replica of a letter a daughter wrote to her parents from college: Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing this and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but, before you read on, please sit down. YOU ARE NOT TO READ ANY FURTHER UNLESS YOU ARE SITTING DOWN, OKAY? Well then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture, and the concussion I got when I jumped out of the window of my dormitory when it caught fire shortly after my arrival, are pretty well healed now. Fortunately, the fire in the dormitory and my jump, were witnessed by an attendant at the gas station near the dorm. He was the one who called the fire department and the ambulance. He also visited me at the hospital, and since I had nowhere to live because of the burned out dormitory, he was kind enough to invite me to share his apartment with him and his three buddies. It's really a basement room, but it's kind of cute. He is a very fine boy and we have fallen deeply in love and are planning to be married. We haven't set the exact date yet, but it will be before my pregnancy begins to show. Yes, Mom and Dad, I am pregnant. I know how much you are looking forward to being grandparents! I know you will welcome the baby and give it the love, devotion and tender care you gave me when I was a child. The reason for the delay in our marriage is that my boyfriend has some minor infection which prevents us from passing our pre-marital blood tests, and I carelessly caught it from him. This will soon clear up with the penicillin injections I am having daily. I know you will welcome him into our family with open arms. He is kind and, although not well educated, he is ambitious. Although he is of a different race and religion than ours, I know your often expressed tolerance will not permit you to be bothered by the fact that his skin color is different than ours. I am sure you will love him as I do. His family background is good, too, for I am told that his father is an important weapons dealer in the village in Africa from which he came. Now that I have brought you up to date, I want to tell you that there was no dormitory fire, I did not have a concussion or a skull fracture. I was not in the hospital, I am not pregnant and I am not engaged. I do not have syphilis and there is no man (of any color) in my life. However, I got a 'D' in History and an 'F' in Science, and I wanted you to see those marks in the proper perspective. Your Loving Daughter Linda. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/020807/161/1zpna.html&e=1 here is another pic of her if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i wonder what brand it was?? and did it have ridges?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=583&ncid=583&e=5&u=/nm/20020806/od_nm/sex_dc_1 This is pretty good... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

ya like all of us... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

just about everyday and it always happens about the exact moment i see my bosses ugly mug walk through the door. I don't know how that is but every morning just as he walks through the door i want to say go F(*k yourself and pack up my shit and leave. but i get through it some how. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

sure thanks and i thought that my cat was the only one that plays catch. ohh well. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i saw a glimpse of it on the news. my god that woman must weight in about 200lbs now. damn i can't belive she was once in playboy.... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

one way and stand by seam to be the only passengers getting randomly getting checked. My wife flew stand-by, she had one layover and was randomly searched every-time she boarded the plane. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A man without arms or legs is sunbathing by the sea on a small rocky peninsula. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him. The first woman says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man shakes his head no, and she leans down and gives him a big hug. "Have you ever been kissed?" asks the second woman. He shakes his head no, and she kisses him. Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been screwed?" "No," says the man, his eyes lighting up. "Well, you are now. The tide's coming in!" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag. "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days." The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag. "I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor. "No, I can't be I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag. "Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor. "NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?" "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just little paper bag!" "Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor. "Your mother must have been a carrier." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

hey look i have picts to. oh just kidding. hehehe if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

skydive az is closed during the winter on tues and wed but open the rest of the week and during the winter is open 7 days a week. as opposed to 8 days a week or 28 hrs a day. ok well i need a beer who else?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?