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this was a thread on marijuana somewhere around here.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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morality is a funny thing ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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at what point do you just buy a whole new 'puter?
hemphog replied to SpeedRacer's topic in The Bonfire
winter's commin dude. get a 32meg video card on ebay for $20 or something, buy yourself a new snowboard, and stay outta the house. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!" -
Head for the pond.... CANNONBALL!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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Nothing I own is of any value other then my rig. All I have are student loans to the bank and government with no cosigners. I figure if I go in while owing them all that money I spent... I won! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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Ya dude. Don't tell us it's rockin and not show us. Misquote or not, it's still better then "the strange eroticism of death." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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I hear ya. That's what I've been doing. But when it's really cold out, light gloves don't keep your hands warm, and heavy gloves make it a bitch to climb. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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Mostly freestanding. Nothing very big out east anyway. I prefer some thin gloves that make alot of friction on the palm. If the gloves are too big or padded you use alot of strength gripping the rung instead of hooking it with your hand. I never jump with gloves on. I'm also looking at a cable ascender. I don't know about you, but I find the climb is the trippyest part of the jump. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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That's what i'm sayin! Student loans get ya a rig..... but not many jump tickets. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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Did my 100th! (What year was the first cream pie in skydiving, anyway??)
hemphog replied to mdrejhon's topic in The Bonfire
Hey Congrats! I too did my 100th out east this weekend. Tried to rodeo a birdman.... then took it to a turbo spin. 101 was a night jump tho. I wish I could say I was pied, but instead they duct taped me to a strecher and poured flour and molasses and water and a few dozen eggs and a bunch of other shit on me.... Their day will come Pace! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!" -
The city knows how to throw a rave too ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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You would think an old fella like you would enjoy some old fellas like them. I'll be rockin out hard at the stones. Then jumping the rest of the weekend. It'll be my night jump sunday!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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A big hot tub at a dz? Will it be 1:1 chlorine? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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Canadian visiting U.S. dropzone: 120 day vs 180 day reserve repack
hemphog replied to mdrejhon's topic in Gear and Rigging
You're right. Transport doesn't say anything about reserve repacks. It's only for if you and the dz will be covered under the CSPA insurence. I don't know what the deal is in the US tho. But I've been to American dz's where they've allowed Canadians to jump >120 day but -
hahahaha! Think assjuice and mustache ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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Maybe everyone says it sucks so it's easier to deal with the fact that what they do blows? Misery does love company. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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1. Whats your name? Mike 2. How old are you? 21 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? Wanted to when I first saw it on TV when I was 12 4. Are you single or taken? Married? Single 5. Do you have kids? No 6. What do you drive? city transit 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? No 8. Where do you live? New Brunswick, Canada 9. Do you have any pets? nope 10. How many jumps do you have? 96 11. What color eyes do you have? bluegreen 12. What is your nationality? Canadian 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? nope 14. Favorite Movie? Scarface, Boondock Saints 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? school and snowboarding 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? not yet 17. If not... do you want to? oh ya. will be this bridgeday 18. Do you have siblings? 1 brother and 1 sister 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Auzieland 20. What's your favorite color? blue 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? London ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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My condolences to the family, friends, and waterville crew. We'll see you at the ultimate dz Vicki... Stay strong ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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I'd rather not relive my summer... Cheeze whiz, crackers, bread, and water. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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1st time on a new canopy you should always check the stall point. Keep flaring and find the point where it (the flight/feel of the canopy) gets "mushy"... the brink of stalling. Then slowly continue until the canopy stalls. If your brakelines are too long, you won't be able to do this without wrapping the lines around your hands. (Make a point here to see how much MORE past a full arm extension you need to stall it). Then talk to the rentor about readjusting them. Personally I have my stall point just under my hips (almost full arm extension). Spectre's are known to have a strong flare in them. You shouldn't be having issues as long as you're flaring correctly. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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Sounds like you've already decided. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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Professional student. Don't gotta pay back them loans till i'm out.... so what if I never leave? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"
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whats the average and highest exit altitude you get AGL?
hemphog replied to Newbie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
At our last boogie our final otter load (with all the girls helpin out), took us to 17950 ASL (we're 500 feet ASL). So that's a 17450 ft jump. We sucked er down to "3 grand" (on alit 2.. that's 15000ft) and 4 of us were under canopy. Workin some CRW Took me 15min to get down. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!" -
What age did you start skydiving?
hemphog replied to GoRdOn8619's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
first jumps when i was 18. I wasn't a dz kid ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!" -
My 1st jump with my 1st time in a plane. Our ole C182. I was so pumped just from take off let alone when the door opened! (It was an IAD jump). Then the winds picked up, and blew me backward under my manta into the swamp at the end of our runway. I flew into a tree. It wasn't until sunset until I got outta there.... I was on the 1st load that next morning ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Ya we'll rape the local objects, and maybe do some jumps too!"