SkySlut

I have been know to have been forcefully "exited" early out of a few planes.

I usually like to hold it in right up until exit...so the open door can push it back to all the freeflyers and tandems....hehehehe!

yep, grinning like an idiot the whole way down...

hows about... Do you want to dance??? -No I am sorry, you must have misunderstood me...I said you look fat in those pants!

cheap too. you can be very liberal with it...I usually put it on pasta as well to give it that little extra kick that it needs.

texas pete is good for cooking and marinating...like a buffalo chicken quesadilla. its not too hot, but still has a great flavor that most people can enjoy.

One that actually worked??? "you might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all my friends that you did anyways!" She thought it was creative...go figure.

I won a bet in college that I could drink straight Dave's Insanity sauce out of the bottle...I did it and held it down for quite some time. I love that crap!!!

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? Can I flirt with you? Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. All those curves, and me with no brakes. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? F*ck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? So... How am I doin'? How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. (regard their outfit) Gee, that's becoming on you, if you wore me, I'd be coming on you too. I've got the F, the C, and the K. now all i need is the U! That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed. Do you want to see something swell? What do you like for breakfast? Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? Say, didn't we go to different schools together? Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the package it came in? Hey baby! You look like you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I've had quite a bit to drink, and your beginning to look pretty good. I want to floss with your pubic hair. I'd look good on you. Excuse me. Have I f*cked you yet? Somebody farted! Lets get out of here But enough talk about me...what do you think of me???

I can never use a studfinder because it always keeps pointing to me!!!

Is that a keg in your pants??? Cuz' I'd sure love to tap that ass!!! If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays? If I was a squirrel and you were a tree, could I pop a nut into your hole? Im glad I have my library card...cuz I am checking you out! You look pretty clean...I guess you'll do. I personally prefer to use the pattented "double guns" from Isaac on the love boat...I find that chicks just turn into putty. Then its a one way trip to club-Barry!

Interesting thought...if Swooping did make it to the Olympics:What would they find in the piss tests that they make the competitors take?

palm trees and turbines!!!

AFF, 26, 2 years ago, 1000 jumps and never looked back!!!

Raiders...they cheat better than the bucs!!!

Yep, great episode...Peggy whistles in!!! Great AFF instructors though...

I think that one of the reasons that the PST has qualifiers and training camps is to prevent prevent people from failing to yeild to an oncoming planet. the olympic commitee needs to see that there are some sort of regulations of safety & training for someone to be in this sport. Of course, any joe schmoe can pound themselves in on any given day at any given dz...but unfortunately that seems to be happening anyways without these training camps & qualifiers. I think the PST is going to be great for the sport!!!

Couple of things. I jump a Z1 as well and it can make it difficult if not impossible to see your handles. One thing that I find is that arching helps to see them. Arching also helps you get back stable once you cut away and make for a clean reserve deployment. I have had PC in tow before which cleared. I arched to get the handles out from my chest & visible and grabbed them...started beating the shit out of my container to see if I could get the pin to pop...which it did. Sometimes I practice going for my handles just after I pull to simulate a high speed mal...making sure I can find them and not pulling them of course.

The SDU program was created by Jack Jefferies...most, if not all, Airspeed members are SDU coaches...I cant speak about their camp because I havent attended one...but I am sure that its pretty good. The search is kinda different though. It gives you 5 canopy control jumps with scott miller, you can demo gear from PD, Vector, Javelin. Free giveaways like 50% off rigs & Skysystems helmets, free jumpsuits, protracks, etc. There is 15 minutes of tunnel time...more if you want it. a bunch of 1 on 1 coaching with XL guys and other great coaches. 2 on 1 jumps, and 3 on 1 jumps. There are seminars every night for packing, peak performance with Dr. John Rosalia, competitive skydiving...tons o stuff to keep you occupied from 7:30 in the morning till WELL past sunset everyday.

Yep, Mike Swanson got a couple new ones the other day from him. Mike said that they should be ready for release any day now...

I believe that there have been some slots that have opened up for this years Search due to a few cancellations. If anyone is still interested in attending send SDU an email or give them a call. www.skydiveu.com

What about Brian's x-braced Airlock canopy...thats quite a neat little toy that he is jumping. I think that will be introduced at the PIA. The openings on that canopy are slooooooooooooow!!!!

My roomate went to the PD sponsored team seminar (4 days) and we talked quite a bit about a 27 cell coming from PD. He said that they dont have any plans for one. That is what he was told anyways. He did mention this new technology, not crossbraced, but there were no other details other than that. The only new thing that I have seen them jumping in Deland is the 9 cell elliptical-no xbracing or airlocks...Stilleto 2????

France was never much help in any wars and Germany is still bent about losing their wars...Germany also buy more David Hasselhoff albums than Elvis, Michael Jackson & Madonna combined. Kinda makes you think.

stupidity is our only natural predator...