MikeForsythe

If I leave my dog home, how is she going to jump? Just like I am sure that there are people that you "tolerate". Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

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Given the facts, that is probably a smart move. By the way, she knows how to use a toilet. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

I will make you a deal. When all of your skydiver friends use a toilet all of the time, I will teach my dog to do so. My dog goes on command when and where I tell her to and I pick up after her. She has never been drunk or puked on someone, their trailer or their canopy. She has more jumps and world records than a lot of the people here and has served humanity more so than most people. She has never caused a war and could care less about politics or religion. She won’t piss on anyone’s canopy but she is learning to pack one. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

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Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

It doesn't matter how long it takes to get there as long as there is enough RUM! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

ROTFLMAO Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

1.. Socks are only for bowling. 2..You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. 3..A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. 4..Your winter coat is made of denim. 5..You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. 6..You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. 6..Anything under 70 is chilly. 7.You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. 8..You could swim before you could read. 9..You have to drive north to get to The South. 10..You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. 11..Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005. 12..You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark 13..You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. 14..You dread love bug season. 15..You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley , Frances , Ivan and Jeanne. 16..You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave. 17..You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average. 18..You were 12 before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't. 18..'Down South' means Key West 20..You think New York drivers licenses should only be valid in New York . 21..Flip-flops are everyday wear. 22..Shoes are for business meetings and church, 23..but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before. 24..Sweet tea can be served at any meal. 25..An alligator once walked through your neighborhood. 26..You smirk when a game show's 'Grand Prize' is a trip or cruise to Florida 27..You measure distance in minutes . 28..You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. 29..You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. 30..A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. 32. .You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent. 33..You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer 34..It's not soda, cola, or pop. it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor: 'What kinda coke you want?' 35..Anything under 95 is just warm. 36..You've hosted a hurricane party. 37..You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides. ( Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!) 38..You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches. 39..You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee 40..You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat than to own a boat yourself. 41..Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, NASCAR, Go Gators, and a confederate flag. 42..You were five before you realized they made houses without pools. 43..You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim. 44..You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas. 45..You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba '. 46..You not only forward this joke to your friends but you understand it Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

I agree Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" These words will be remembered forever and so shall you nuf said! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Not till you have more jumps than my dog! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

You will have to settle for Betadine, size 6 or 7 gloves and in 4-0 it will be Ethilon with a P-3. And yes, if you want a postop EKG, xray or ultrasound that can be done. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Yes When I built the house I built it 2’ higher than required. It has a safe room that is all 8” concrete walls and the ceiling is concrete too. The door is a double steel door. There is a primary 45KW generator with and automatic transfer switch and fuel for 60 days, a secondary 12.5KW portable generator, two water wells and enough construction supplies to handle any short term repairs. As for food, there is enough MRE’s for two weeks and rice and basics for about 60 days. The MRE’s have a five year shelf life and the rice and basics I donate to a church soup kitchen at the end of each hurricane season. On the medical side, well let’s just say you could do surgery. Oh, don’t even think of coming on the property if you are not invited, it is very well protected!!! I have never evacuated from any of the hurricanes including the Cat 4 a few years back. Lost grid power for 11 days and it took three days to clear a path back out to a main road but that was about the worst of it. During the Cat 4 I did lose one shingle on the roof. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Does you dad know what you are doing on HIS time? Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

why? Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

ROTFLMAO I rest my case! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Whiner!!! You too Karen. You just have to be in the right place at the right time. They were served at four conventions, Mardi Gras Boogie, two Hog Flops, Naughty Cupid Boogie and just about every other boogie my trailer has been to. Oh and you also missed out on the keylime pie with strawberries, shrimp, grouper, steak and lobster. All I can say is it sucks to be you! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

What company offers the cheapest auto insurance? Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

The sea Sailing, tiki bars, rum, babes............nuff said Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

I agree with Peter, I would be calling my legal counsel so quickly that he would not have time to get his gear off. There is no acceptable excuse for this type of negligence. The technical difficulty of this jump would have required pages of redundant operational procedures involving multiple staff. For this to happen would require total incompetence on the whole team. The only other option that I could think of is that it was intentional. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

I always thought that anytime anyone gets hurt it should be a concern. So tell us what is so funny to you about people getting hurt. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

Sounds like a new sig line to me. Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!

This is how many I have to monitor Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is!