skydemon2

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  1. "you could be having a shitty day...hear a song you havnt heard in a while..and boom..your day is instantly better...what else can do that? " A smile a friendly word a scent an image a memory a puppy a baby etc... ------- theres nothing that can fill the soul like music... A blow job. DUH! How could you forget that? ------------------------------------- Yeah I could use a soul filling blow job right about now...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  2. Just answer the door nekkid!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  3. You never gave your answer.......... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  4. You did see he mentiond the VA....... They dont know what emergency is. Last time I went I was there for 6hrs..... Probably will give him 800mg motrins and send him on his way!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  5. I think it was a chupacabra nest that exploded out when they all hatched.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  6. skydemon2

    So Normiss

    ummm yeah I read that one wrong....... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  7. Most people know better, I rarely answer the phone anyways! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  8. skydemon2

    So Normiss

    Sweet jesus...... get some sun Woman!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  9. skydemon2

    So Normiss

    Wow you and ladyskydiver in WI.... How could one state handle all that hotness? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  10. My gurlfriend came up with a new beer holder at the last bike show, makes it easier to drive!! ***** NSFW ***** Fockers!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtxjaKU4aD8&mode=related&search= I know I do! Aim for the V!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  12. Does the funnel, the fermenting bucket and the bottles suggest that womens pee should be fermented, bottled and drank? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  13. http://www.fortcampbellcourier.com/shared-content/gallery/?galleryid=13&gallery_page=0&album_page=0&albumid=88&mediaid=1701 Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  14. skydemon2

    I Give up!

    Whats the difference between money and fucking money? Is fucking money, money you use to fuck? Or made while you fuck? Either way Id gladly take it!! I could use the jump money!!
  15. The gurl in pic 3 is a real "gusher" !! And whats up with that nasty toe in pic 4?? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  16. The husband store: A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City ,where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products may increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  17. skydemon2

    Elk......

    Why do they have such long antlers? **** SFW FOCKERS **** Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  18. Is that where those goose bumps came from???
  19. Some people "like" having a pet around and some people "love" their pets....... Some will spend the money and others will go get another one because its cheaper. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  20. skydemon2

    Women

    Someone once said beauty is in the eye of the beholder.........
  21. I try and try to get them cleaned but they always come back as dirty pics!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  22. Damm And all my pics are at the cleaners..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
  23. How you doin? Im sure I must fit one of those descriptions!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!