skinnyshrek

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  1. No, not on purpose. I never used a helmet in when I jumped so all my locks were yanked out after a few jumps in Terminal Velocity. Seriously, no I don't have cancer. nO THATS COOL. I HAVE HAD 2 RELATIVES DIE OF CANCER AND FRIENDS THAT HAVE IT. You have to joke about things http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  2. Did you do that on purpose or do you have cancer serious question. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  3. He deserved it the little bastard..Dog farts wreak http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  4. you get that a lot or something wow http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  5. I was thinking hey way to easy but hey goto take the easy punchlines when you can. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  6. Know how you feel. Remember that night i lost my cell. or some prick broke into my truck and stole it...All treys fault i tell ya http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  7. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  8. Damn Gia, you are one evil biatch. I thought i was bad. See all bad stories end up with the pizza guy http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  9. you hoe bag. Another one. used to rob change from my parents change jar and blamed my sister.. Sorry Lisa. She deserved it anyways. I was the golden child http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  10. damn dave you need to get some weird shit off your mind don't ya. Another. I once had a wank and shot my load over my friends tooth brush. true story. Couldn't stop laughing in the morning at the hotel. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  11. So here we are in Rantoul 2003 hungry as hell. We called for a pizza but all the delivery guys were out and the place was closing. We happen to be downstairs when a pizza guy shows up. "Are you guys such and such" Yes we are. So we end up with someone elses pizza. We tip the pizza guy good though. So, if you missed out on a dominoes pizza late at night i apologise Ok its off my chest http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  12. You know what'd be worse than you dying while doing a drunk, nekkid handstand? Us not being there to watch. Blues, Dave NOOOOOOO if that happens shove the biggest cucumber in the ass..Give the cops something to think about http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  13. i THINK DEEP DOWN in her wannabee off road car, she likes the turtle. I don't think she has it in her to ban him for 30 days http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  14. I heard trey is doing this week-end because there is a rainbow gathering and he wants to see men in speedos. The skydiving is just a bonus There is something going on the 5th of may. My workers want that day off for some reason http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  15. hey shelly what is your username agaion. I got access to a european visa That will show the american govt..uhoh heading to speakers corner Now that would be funny. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  16. Only works if your jumping a hornet. The newer canopies tend to have a slower opening http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  17. st be glad it wasn't your dytter billy, then you'd be really fucked http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  18. Were they rolled up http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  19. One thing you dont want to get into is...Asking the customer what music they like. That can lead to a wasted 10-20 minutes of them running to the car nad picking out songs. I normally ask the customer what thgey like so they can give me the music before. saves lots of time http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  20. Hey Halo, call hans back, he lost your number due to his bad chinese organizing. The weather this week-end is meant to be awesome. so get there early friday http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  21. I am up for whatever. I know the skins are winning the bowl this year, i feel it As for that PUNK steverino he knows his team is going down http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  22. Hey, i am the one taking a week-end off to fly to dallas to watch the skins kick major ass. Steve still has to ask permission to take the sunday off...Some cowboy fan he is. Turtle is getting the tickets so hurry up and get that sunday off. I think loser should wear the opposing shirt on a skydive http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  23. Does she get to keep the orange vest as a souvenier? Give her a month she will be back on trash duty. You know those felons http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  24. you have way too much time on your hands i need to update my profile thanks http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  25. How the fuck did i come into this http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?