skinnyshrek

So dave still no plans to come and visit us all in Dublin. U know their flying the otter from spaceland. Hop on board...

Make sure they spell my name right..its lee not brandy ok. I'll be taking her out of the tourny asap. had enough of that bloody trophy of hers http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

ok you started the jokes....... A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla." He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?" The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?" "I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along... A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says . The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants. Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word," She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY. I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!" One night a man decides that he wishes to have a good time. So he goes to a strip bar located just outside of town. While he is sitting enjoying the show, a man seated right behind him screams loudly, "Take it off!" The man in front turns around and says "Can you please quiet down, I'm trying to enjoy the show." The man in the back says, "I’m sorry, it's just my enthusiasm." The stripper begins to take off her dress. So the guy in back yells, "Take it off!!!" The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet. The guy in back again says that it was just his enthusiasm. The stripper then proceeds to remove her bra. The guy in back again yells, "Take it off!!!" The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet again getting the same response from the guy in back. Then the stripper removes her g-string, and everyone in the club gets on their feet and cheers and yells, all except for the guy in the back. The guy in front turn's around and says, "Where's your enthusiasm now pal?" The guy in back just smiles and says, "All over your back." http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

so who you riding up with Lance. Give Brandy a call i'm sure she'll help you out you redneck. Plan on leaving Thursday night. hey what time do you wamt to head up to the farm this week-end? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

rain..damn that means hanging out n campers doing drinks and whatever don't know if i can handle another night of you all messed up peanut but hey i'll give it my best shot http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

so you still at dublin then you said something about credit card or something get your ass there...who needs credit cards when theres a camper to clean...lol http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

me and goofyjumper...heheh http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

duuude, you know you need help right. Psychiatrists may be your answer. After seeing your posts. It may be the answer for all of us to. rememebre please please please don't bring up any turkey stories at dublin. I'm only bringing so much underwear and cannot afford to piss my pants again..much much appreciated

well good luck you trator. Can't believe you left everyone in GA. You'll be back, those eloy people don't know how to party like us lot..hehe Well, i guess we'll see you at Dublin http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

Ok i feel a challenge....I say you go out of the tourny way before me....2 jumps..Any other takers? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

i'm looking forward to the hold em tournament,. guess who won last night

God help us all if he brings up the turkey story. Andy, get your arse there monday we'll tear Dublin up before the rest of the crowd gets there. I'll be leaving the farm monday as soon as i get up. be all alone at the airport http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

Hey where you at this wek-end andy? I should be up at the farm Friday evening if you want to come and have a few beers. Otherwise, i'll be doing the boogie thing all week-end. the farms doing the 110 be rude to miss it

Hey i resemble that remark http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

Be sure to ask peanut about his turkey story! http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

damn excuse me i am still lmao...Blaine giving advice on this....The world is coming to an end

Well dude, there were rumours. so back to the topic. What about Dublin? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

Is there something you need to speak to Mr Hayden about there kel......

All this hype. I think we'll all show up and they'll be a 182 on the runway no other planes and the city will close us down the following day. that's why spence wants pre-registration. All sounds too familiar!! http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

man see i didnt know you had that. most of my friends are too cheap to pay the $4 a month( skynole) so hey next time im driving to the farm ill talk to ya for 4 hrs..hehe http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

yes oy you bastard answer you fukin phone. I was going to drive to NC to come and see ya but sod it ..If you'd rather be out in the woods shagging some 17yr old army boy then fine..Now i hear your not at Dublin. What next, gear for sale on DZ.com http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

I heard something about a C-130 what kind of shit are you trying to pull. But put me down for the moonshine please. That stuff whit brough up to Monroe was awesome. Now just getting my eyesight back, but hey some great visuals........maybe that wasn't the moonshine http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

awesome canopy isn't i load mine at about1.7/1.8 have fun with it mate http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

big larry from Monroe i believe is 6 10 beccas brother http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

i'm sure we'll be losing you for a while..... http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?