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  1. Mod -1 offtopic Sorry for the slashdot reference but if I ever see the headline "Leap of faith" (or "plummeted to his/her death") on a maninstream news article about skydiving I'm gonna puke all over my screen. The USPA should have a page in their website with other clichés like: Boldy falling where no man han gone before. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  2. xybe

    clay's new title

    So clay is not a postbot? You mean that there is actually a person writing all this stuff? Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  3. OK the half skidiver half whuffo answer: Because it does wonders for my not so great self esteem, because of the awesome rush, because of the quasi-mystic feeling of flying in freefall, because it feels great to nail the bullseye in the peas when landing, because of all the awesome people I meet, and most important because I have the weird feeling that somehow I was born to jump out of perfectly good airplanes. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  4. I don't know wether that was reprehensible or inspirational.... Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  5. You want geeky? you can't handle geeky. Or maybe you can, check the this mp3 at radiescent.com/seusscrash.mp3 Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  6. Name the movie: I'm a frutarian, I only eat fruits that have naturally fallen from trees. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  7. Warning mad rant ahead... Even then a barrage of lawsuits (and settlements) can still damage the finances of manufacturers, DZs, instructors, etc. to the point that they may go out of business. And there is the other issue that was brought up of public fear/hatred for the sport after a 16 and/or dies or is gravely injured. Many americans are lawsuit happy, see the example of the parents of the kid that piloted an cessna into a building, they sued the makers of the acne medicine the kid used. Media portrayal of skydiving is unfair to say the least, why ask for trouble? Think of jurors that only know skidiving from headlines like "young woman plummets to her death while skydiving" or "skidiving claimed 35 lives last year". How fair could they be? Skydiving is far from mainstream and that is something we have to strive to change by enhancing safety while keeping ourselves out of trouble, it's unfair, it sucks, but it seems inevitable to me. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  8. OK, I am in subnewbie status so DO check with your instructor but here goes my $.02 If you ARE using a ripcord to deploy your very lightly loaded main, looking over your shoulder after pulling the ripcord might help the (spring loaded) pilot chute clear the burble. This is obvoiusly not the case with hand deployed pilot chutes. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  9. xybe

    C'Mon you WENCH!!!

    LAPH Lurkers Against Post Hoing is an organization comprised of shy people who lurk dzcom (read but rarely post). PM me if you want to join. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  10. First jump in AFF. Look at my alti and reads 5k, I stare at it and wait for it to reach 5.5k to deploy. Really dumb thing to do. My jm deployed for me :) Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  11. OK the whole flame wars between belly fliers and freefliers is over and the latter won! Freeflying makes boobies look yummy Bellyflying make boobies look yucky Let's not even talk about tracking. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  12. xybe

    Check this out

    I would call that pushing the envelope. Or maybe I'll just call it pulling someone's leg... Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  13. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body! Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  14. Nice video, weird to see a fighter jet pilot ejecting with a sport rig though :) Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  15. Following up the post of "you might be a riceboy if...", well now that you KNOW you are a ricer (gender neutral form of riceboy :) indulge yourself; check out http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pimpride.html or maybe this is more like you... http://www.square1.com/CustCanopy/pdvengeance/pdvengeance.html Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  16. Guinnes stout on tap is great, and is more than just beer, it's a meal! :) If you ever come to Uruguay PM me and I'll show you some of our local stuff. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  17. Coffee: Colombian (if possible) with very little low fat milk, nutrasweet and if I go crazy half a spoon of cocoa. For those allnighters, use the iron coffee makers that make a bitter strong "burnt" spresso. In cases of extreme lazyness, Nescafe will do just fine (I hear in the UK they sell them in self-heating containers). Tea: Lapsang Suchong (not from a bag if it can be helped) a "cloud" of milk and sugar. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  18. Actually South America is not technically a state but an annexed territory. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  19. Oh, I forgot... BOOBS! Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  20. C'mon guys, really, what is it? What's a post whore? Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  21. Is it an emergency procedure after you've been paying for tricks and are headed back home? Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  22. What is a post whore? Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  23. Symtoms of hypoxia would not include erotic freudian slips when posting to the boards now, would they? You are so busted, since your SO cannot see you at the DZ you meet with your lover over there! Ha! Someone get an O2 mask on that guy! Oh, wait, it's not hypoxia, it's sleep deprivation from all those nights of crazed sex at the DZ! Just joking, sorry, I feel hypoxic and underslept. Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  24. You are my hero, no kidding, really. So what's the secret for losing 40 lb and not smoking your ass off? Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages
  25. xybe

    New names!

    Loopy Diaperbutt Cotton Melrose (not very good) some urls (and results): http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php (Slappy Hornball) http://members.tripod.com/~Carter_Phillips/name.html (Big Al Slick) http://www.brainsonfilm.com/pornoname.html (Thomas Canyon) Still shedding whuffo-ness Check out the Hardcore Whuffo pages