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  1. monkycndo
    It's 78 fricken degrees. Turn the air OFF and siucc. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    How come we keep hearing it's the pilot and not the suit? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Go ahead and say it. She might just try and find out how long you can keep hold your breath while she holds your head underwater. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  4. monkycndo
    I have no problem being a beer bitch for my SO. I'm the best type of all. I don't drink beer, so it's all hers. And no one has to say it. I gave up my Guy Card a long time ago. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    My first all new gear had the main matching the container. My RW and wingsuits match my rigs(blue and yellow), but my new favorite colors are "stock" or "used". Current canopy colors are: pink-green-yellow(in neon), black-blue, navy-royal,lemon-lime(in neon), old school rainbow-white, blue-raspberry-yellow. Yes, I'm a gear whore. I have heard there are 4 stages in gear ownership. 1-All used just after receiving "A", nothing matches 2-New gear painstakingly designed to match, waiting long time for delivery since it's all custom 3-Downsizing and you want it now, cheap as possible, any color, maybe as second rig since you are now working at the DZ and wear out your gear faster 4-Everything matches again because you are now a sponsored jumper and someone else is footing the bill. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    You "earned" Monkey? Yup. (The following is the story my Mum told as to how I became "Monkey".) When I was a wee lad(just learning to walk), I followed quickly with climbing up on anything to get a better view of what was going on. I would pull out the drawers to create a ladder to climb up. Then jump on the bed. Mom got used to telling me to get down and started saying "get down you silly monkey". And it stuck. Other nicknames include: Weird Eins(short for Einstein) Perfecto Sancho, as in Sancho Panza(no, I am not a "sancho") 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  7. monkycndo
    So she is sick and you have a detached retina? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  8. monkycndo
    Snap your fingers to call the wife and send her to get the beer. *waits to hear the story of Andy getting hurt by his wife, once again.* 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    And get video...... Sorry Ed, no video. I don't want to have to read through another thread of him asking if the price for it was too high or if he could have got a better deal elsewhere. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  10. monkycndo
    How about having a jump pilot nicknamed Princess? You get what you earn. Not any different than me getting tagged with Monkey. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  11. monkycndo
    I think you should definitely go to Lodi to get your AFF training. Just make sure to tell Bill you can only jump on the weekend and you think his prices are to high. Please let me know when you are there. I really want to watch. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  12. monkycndo
    Sounds like deja vu. Call both and compare ALL costs as NWFlyer suggested. It will get you the information you need instead of asking on a website that doesn't know the information you keep asking for. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  13. monkycndo
    Isn't there a thread already started in the other forum? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  14. monkycndo
    Short answer, yes. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Before or after they clean you up? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Paul was told he would be fine under a Stiletto. He was athletic and enjoyed "extreme" sports. Kallend is one data point. So is/(now was) Paul. Sad that this question keeps coming up. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  17. monkycndo
    An episode of Food Detectives provided volunteers with a free meal. Half the volunteers got a meal laced with MSG and the others non-laced. Prior to the meal, they were asked if they were affected by MSG. After the meal, they were asked if they got the meal with MSG and if they felt any reaction. The results showed some felt an "MSG" headache even though they did not receive an MSG meal. Other who received the MSG and always got the headache, had no reaction. Their conclusion was that it can affect people, but it isn't the nasty boogieman that old study makes it out to be. I realize this isn't science. But alot of the hubbub about MSG is people attributing a reaction to it because they have been told MSG is a bad thing, so they believe.There is no argument, it does make food have a more "intense" taste. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  18. monkycndo
    Have over 650 jumps on two Sabres. Gust I must have broken my back 650 times without knowing it. Strange, not sure how I got them without buying them from someone. A F1-11 canopy can be great if it has few jumps and is loaded lightly. If I had a choice, I'd go ZP. Might be more expensive, but that is my preference. I don't want to be the last owner of any piece of gear. The more jumps the F1-11 canopy has, the less desirable it is and harder to sell. My Sa150 I just got is a '93 and had less than 200 jumps. Got it for $550. I can put a lot of jumps on it and sell it for almost the same price. Not a chance doing that on a non ZP canopy. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  19. monkycndo
    I watch people do stuff. Tell them when they do it wrong. Then watch them fix it. Damn, guess that makes me a wife. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. monkycndo
    You get the old one back when you get the new one. They use the first to save the time in proving your ID. That's why it is cheaper. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  21. monkycndo
    A guy in uniform in you? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  22. monkycndo
    At 5'9", and a buck35, he needs to eat. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. monkycndo
    Come on, every once in a while they need food. It was just my turn to have some fun being the nasty old fart. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. monkycndo
    A stiletto at 1:1 wl at 7 jumps. Short answer. No edit: thought you said only 7 jumps. same answer for 70+ jumps. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. monkycndo
    Any canopy can be a slammer or sniveller. Certain canopy makes are more likely to be more one or the other. I have over 650 jumps between a Sabre170@1.17wl and Sabre 150@1.35wl. Neither canopy ever spanked me. The openings were "positive", but I wouldn't ever call them brisk. I liked that I quickly knew if it was good or not. I am now jumping a Nitro&Nitron 150. They are fun to fly, but waiting for the slider to come down is taking some getting used to. They feel like a mal that is just waiting to clear. Packing it in different ways to speed it up just a bit. Wendy, how big of a hole do I cut in the slider? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity