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  1. monkycndo
    There was embroidery in those photos? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Early! I'd love to see the first load landing by 9am. I'll be over there by 7 am to get stuff set up; anybody who wants to help is more than welcome. I'm bringing a couple shade tents and if there is power available, I'll bring my big coffee maker for you caffeine addicts. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I'm with you on hangin out at the 6. I have a bunch of blender type mixers to go with the captain that could use being drunk up. WooHoo, sweet girly drinks at the 6. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I think she gets a special deal from the embroiderer. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    What is this "perhaps" bullshit, oh queen of the red cup? Are you going to play bartender? I'll bring some of my flavored vodka.
  6. monkycndo
    I finally found someone with bigger ears than me. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Oh, only the BEST spot for you. I know someone who has held that place of honor and he can tell you how wonderful it is. That's all he'll be able to tell you, of course. I can't wait I SO look forward to participating. Seb, do you hear me? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Don't forget, "Death Penalty" is two words as well. Congrats on the verdict. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  9. monkycndo
    I use to work at a hardware store that carried a whole bunch of gopher killing stuff. Traps, gopher gassers, poison, noice makers...etc. None of them worked as well as finding the hole and sticking a couple road flares down it. Then cover the hole back up. The flare burns the oxygen and fills the hole full of toxic gases. If there are any other locations where the hole comes to the surface, the smoke from the flare will come out there. You will be surprised how many places they can get into their tunnel. Many happy customers and dead gophers. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I agree with the others, it looks like a box of crayons fell on your suit. Bonnie from Gravity Gear helped me with mine. I went with a dark color on the booties, light color on the chest (not so hot in the summer time), and bright color on the arms/back so I am easy to spot in a formation. I have been told by people that dock on me that I'm real easy to find. You can always add an accent color on pin striping or grippers. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    You should have just left your liver at home, Sillyhippie. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Huh? Did you say something? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  13. monkycndo
    You called him big. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I would have loved to have been up there with you flockers, but was learning CReW down in Perris. Doubt I'll be up at NW Skydivers again before the season shuts down. Look forward to next spring though. And maybe a little flocky flocky at Lodi in November. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    No, it wasn't Sean. I don't remember his name. He made the first jump on Sunday and had a hard landing tweeking his wrist. He went to see if it was badly sprained or broken. And see what you get for doing such a good job. They wrap you up and take a shoe. I played it smart and stayed under their radar by just barely making my docks. Good meeting you and look forward to seeing you around. When the weather gets a bit chilly up there, you know where to find warmer weather and dogs willing to play. boy 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I just demo'd a reserve from 8K, but I guess that doesn't count. The last time my reserve was out was about a 40 second ride. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Mine does exactly the same thing. It tends to come down as I loosen my chest strap while I check for traffic. To me, it is just a good sign that I had a soft opening. I have noticed that with more jumps on it, the slider is coming down a little further. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Fixed it for ya. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  19. monkycndo
    I was actually being productive. I'm sure you postwhores were starting to get all twitchy without your fix. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Awww, I didn't know you cared so much roomie! It was definitely your drunken stumbling back into the room every night that made the trip worthwhile "holy shit.... I'm fucked up" *crashintobed* Is there any other way to spend nights at a boogie? The ER? You beat me to it. And I sent more time there than you. And I wasn't the person being looked at. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Lisa, sux to hear about the plane, but will be there no matter what plane is flying. Between you and Seb telling stories about jumping at Star Farms, look forward to sharing in the fun. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Brandon, only you would think of that possibility. I tend to use hot sauce instead of chocolate. You know, feel the burn. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Are you sure B2 is going to be there? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. monkycndo
    ...for a low, low monetary consideration Jumper03 is available this week for special appearances. I hear he will accept lap dances as compensation as well. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  25. monkycndo
    This sounds too good to not have a lot of stories behind it. So, start telling.