monkycndo

Tandem in Mexico while on vacation- 33y/o AFF 1- 36y/o 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

*pulls reserve rip cord on my Talon and has spring loaded pilot chute hit me in the face* The answer is "yes". 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I've jumped with a turtle. The answer is "No". 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha *takes a breath* Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Titanium. Don't knock it. It will get me back in the air. (It fixes stupidity) Besides, now I'm eligible for the heavy metal jump at LP. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

What do you call a skydiver with one broken leg? Ilene 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Did I ever tell you that I love you. Why don't we go somewhere away from those fucking able bodied skydivers and get drunk. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Bummer Actually, saves us from having to see CMT. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Matt, those are incredible. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

It wasn't me. Who else has named your vehicles? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Come on Hippie, embrace the name. Foz will reward you for it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Nope 'Shell, no meds. I will keep praising Willie for his powers as long as he does his thing. No harm in having him find me nice parking spaces. And Willard, I've had a few friends that thought their cars were cursed or possessed. Be it the alarm would go off for no reason at an intersection, with a cop sitting close by. Or the door locks would open and lock, just because. I'm just glad my cars like me. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Some people laugh at me when I tell them that my cars have powers. I don't mean electric windows and seats. I mean real mojo. It all started with my blue '91 Nissan pickup named Betsy. Yes, I named her. I got her new and she just looked like a Betsy. But back to her mojo. I would often drive to locations that were difficult to find parking. It just seemed that I would have a lot easier time finding parking when I drove her than when I went with other people. I began to rely on her to find me a spot, and she would seldom let me down. Well, in '04, I bought Willie, a '01 VW Passat wagon. I was afraid he would not have the mojo that Betsy has. OK, I think I hear a few snickers out there because I have named my cars. Get over it. I can do whatever I want. Just because you don't have as good a relationship with your car as I do with mine, don't hold it against me. Anyway, I was concerned that Betsy might be angry and hold a grudge for being replaced as my daily driver by sending bad mojo. Instead, I think Betsy wasn't angry at no longer being top dog car wise, but actually was channeling her powers through Willie. He just seemed to have the same mojo powers from day one. He has since developed his own powers. So now the inspiration for this post. The only benefit of having a broken leg, I got a temporary handicap placard. I've gotten kinda use to being able to always find a spot up close. I went on errands today and all of the handicap spaces were full at my first stop. The rest of the lot was pretty full out towards the far end as well. Just as I got done saying "Shit!!", a car backs out of a space just as close as the HC spaces, if not closer. I gave Willie an appreciative pat on the dashboard and went inside. Get this. It happened three times in a row. That is some strong mojo. So here is the question. Does your means of transportation have mojo powers? And if so, what are they? And I think I still hear that snickering. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Arthur, I found the Premier Brand protein bars at Costco work for me for breakfast. They are about 300 calories, 30 grams of protein and 20 grams of carbs. Three flavors so you don't get bored and they don't have that gritty texture that most high protein content bars have. They are real chewy, so you feel like you have had a lot more to eat then just a small bar. It helps to drink a lot of water or tea with them. Both to help chew them up and makes you feel full. I tend to not drink enough in the morning, so it kills to birds with one stone. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I'm not familiar with SMB. I am familiar with Hollister and highly recommend their staff. I went through my AFF there. The landing area is huge. The landing area is not at the airport, so you have a 15 minute van ride back after landing. This gives you 15 minutes of undivided attention from your instructors for a thorough debrief. Give them a call at 1-800-funjump. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

My back up rig is from '95. It is just fine to jump. I use it for belly and wingsuit. Not quite as freefly friendly since the reserve pin cover can open up. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I have the cut in floating lats. They really hold the container firmly to your back very comfortably. Both during freefall and under canopy. The articulation at the hip is not sewn solid, but floats on the webbing at the lat. Everybody who has tried on my rig has liked the way they work/feel. Here is a picture and description of how they work. Kelly makes a great rig.[url] 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Dude, all the chicks in the surrounding area would be pissed off that I cleared the shelves of the available wax. I've been upholstered since 7th grade. Not going to change it so I fit into someone elses view of what I should look like. Come on Remi, back me up on this one. Besides, your posting of the nutsack incident is enough for me to Just Say No. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

From the looks of your sigline, I'd say you do. Remi, I kid, I kid. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I think I'm not going to shave it again uptil I jump. I should have the full head of hair by then. I had almost forgotten how to use shampoo. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

This is chicken shit, guys. Stand up and post the pics. If I can put up my farmer tanned, Yeti-esque, love-handled belly shots, then a little bagged six pack/need to tone up picture should be no biggy. Sheesh, I'd be willing to bet you drop trou to get into your suit to jump, but are too sceered to show a photo of what you look like when going for a swim. Get a backbone. The chicks are posting, so can you. It's all about a little fun and getting in better shape. Call this tough love folks. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

I shouldn't have told you it was OK. I bet I could have worked it to get a bunch of sympathy ice cream from you. Sheesh, what was I thinking? If I wasn't so damn uncoordinated, it wouldn't have happened in the first place. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

Went to the doc today for progress x-rays. I was a bit concerned because I had lost my balance a couple of times and took a tumble where I landed on the cast. As soon as he walked in, he asked how I was doing. I explained what happened to make sure he took a good look to see if I hindered the healing process. First he chastised me for not being more careful and then told me everything looked just as it should.

And if you don't see him, guess what. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity

OK, here are mine. If you don't like pictures of a hairy guy, don't open them. I don't get the paper, so a handwritten sign will have to do. It is obvious by what is on the sign that the photos are new. Besides, my cast for my broken leg should be proof enough that the photos are current. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity