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  1. monkycndo
    I'd buy a copy as well. But the suit needs to be blue and yellow. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    You're just envious of this boogie-ing boy. And I'll see you in Lodi in May. YOU will be the flying one, I'll just be making a short drive. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Or she could be very understanding when wronged, because she could turn the other cheek and then turn the other other cheek. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Just before you exit the plane, put a big smile on your face.
  5. monkycndo
    I don't like the idea of me paying to advertise some company's product/brand. I look for clothing that has no obvious company logo whenever possible. For skydiving, it is either a DZ boogie I liked or some shirt that is either funny or somehow relates to my nickname. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    You will soon get over the idea of determining how much you spend on skydiving. Just do like the rest of us and have your pay check direct deposited to the DZ. Saves a step. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Oh, I prefer that this plane be bi. She's more likely to let me play with her that way. In that case, I want to be there to watch. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Bytch, you are in the Bay Area and not supposed to question a plane's orientation. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    JELLO SHOTS

    monkycndo replied to RALFFERS's topic in The Bonfire

    I prefer the 2 oz cups. That way each shot equals about an oz of booze. You can use the little paper dixie cups. The jello just doesn't come out as well. And they don't have the lids like the plastic cups. If you are really in a bind and have a In & Out Burger close by, grab a bunch of their ketchup cups. I like the lime jello and Tekillya shots. But only mix it 1 1/4 cups water and 3/4 cup tequilla of the shots are too strong. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Holy hell. You are alive. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Sould Flying

    monkycndo replied to Squeak's topic in The Bonfire

    Uber noice. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  12. monkycndo
    Here are some quick shots of mine. I didn't have the rig to show it installed. It is long because this one fits my old Talon rig with a long mudflap. These are sized to fit a specific length. They are held in place by the top folded over lip and how they curve inside the harness. They take just a second to slide in under the flap. If you or you your packer pulls the rig while doing the lines, I suggest pulling the alti off so it doesn't drag. But that's so easy with this design. I like to have my alti mounted with it rotated 90 degrees to the left. That way I can always see the 0-6K portion of the dial, no matter ho hard I arch. In the photo of the back, you can see the hole where you can adjust the dial on the alti. After looking at how long it takes me to make these things, I'll end up selling them for $20. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    If a student brought me a girly bev like that I would charge them $800 dollars for the flirst flight course and suit rental. We would make a good team. You would get the $800 and I would get the free girly bev. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    The part not included from the email was that I prefer Mike's Hard Lime or Lemonade. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Cost is $40 for instruction, suit rental and video debrief. I paid about this much 2 years ago at Eloy. I feel I got my monies worth. The cost of the slot is determined by and paid to the DZ. I'm not sure what they are charging. Between wear and tear on two suits that I paid for, my rig, camera, plus pack job, this is not a huge money maker. I could make more flipping burgers. I got my rating because I like to coach and enjoy the idea of bringing new birds into the flock. I'm not sponsored by any manufacturer. Hopefully, the cost of the course will eventually pay for the 3 demo suits I bought and maybe leave a little money for post beer light activities. Kudos to those that can offer free FFCs. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Matt, I was one of your students at Eloy in '05. I think you did just fine. And regarding the question in base200's post. I am the instructor providing the FFC in question. Those that know how I fly and coach (including several WS I/Es) can provide you with their opinion as to whether I am qualified. I guess you will have to take the course to see if it is worth it. Hope to see you there. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I just bought a sheet of the ABS. I plan on making a bunch and I'll bring some to SF. You might just start wearing your alti on your mudflap. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    The mudflap alti mounts I make are from 3/32 ABS plastic. They are stiff enough to hold the Neptune/Viso right where you want it, but will give in case of a bad landing. For the larger AltimasterIII/Galaxies, I add a hole in the mount to be able to "0" adjust the dial. This also acts as a weakened plain for it to flex or break on a bad landing. I've used the pillow wedge mount on my chest strap and much prefer the mudflap style. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Yep, Shell's reservoir tip boys. You took the shot without me being included. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  20. monkycndo
    It was pretty painful, just sitting there and waiting to laugh. I don't think I ever did. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  21. monkycndo
    Old gym joke. Walk up to her and say "You are the shape I'd like to get into". 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    Fine. I guess I might just be busy all of April. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  23. monkycndo
    Very noice. Wish I could have been there. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
  24. monkycndo
    Homo! You say that you didn't like it. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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    I have an open bottle of fermented grapes right next to me that is doing just fine. The thought of you and Monkey embraced are fading..... That's ok, I'll show you the photos to bring back the visual. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity