Brigitte36

I know you're out there... anyone else out there have a really hairy boyfriend?

What is it? I like the dressing and gravy.

Ever break up w/ someone and just ignore them? You can't bear to talk to them or look at them or admit they even existed or exist? You don't mean to be mean but you know you are. And they truly are REALLY nice and you really liked them. Or more. Still. You feel bad but it doesn't change anything? Does this make me a bad person?

Happy Birthday big guy!!!

Is that a comment on rodeochic's avatar? P- Yes, but she shouldn't get TOO excited. He admitted that he likes the fake ones best. (Obviously he's never handled quality real ones.)

Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.

this morning

Oh, how I only WISH this were the case. Sounds to me like bs. I don't know. If you're writing this thread to say you're being 'stalked' then call it out. Don't be a sneak or catty. That's not very manly. Just say right out, "Yo _________ (insert name), stop fn stalking me!!! I want you to leave me alone for real!!" I have been falsely called a stalker before and in my own experience it was all just total fn bullshit. Get a life. Go jump out of a plane.

and proud of it damnit

Some people just have really big egos and THINK they are being stalked. It's all in their imagination. Though one guy did send me a 20+ paragraph pm asking me why I didn't respond to his 10+ paragraph pm. I was still trying to read it when I got frustrated and bored and just deleted them both. Now I just block everyone. It's easier that way.

There, fixed it. And yes... I realize it was a joke, back at you. LOL

I agree. Iceberg has no nutritional or taste value whatsoever. REAL salads have real greens.

wow: 0 : 0 woohooo

I am officially dating snot man.

we just had sex

I know what you mean, poor chloe.

You had sex with Heidi? Is she the ex-gf on dz.com that you were talking about?

No, I don't need to knock Frenchy upside the head. I just tell him what a sexy French bitch he is. (Brigitte vomits) Great, another one. Just be careful!

Well that you're shit out of luck and in the FRIEND zone!!!!

If you say it was Frenchy I throw up, right now. This was years ago. Long before I met Frenchy, I promise. Phew! Good. You had me worried you were smitten too! And FTR I have NOT slept with either him OR Cocheese. He did not say that.

If you say it was Frenchy I throw up, right now.

You hit the nail on the head.

Ella, you're hopeless. You're supposed to make HIM chase you!!

ROFLMAO- Good one!!

What did I do to deserve that? I am so innocent and sweet!!