OrangeJumper
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The problem is that we're trying to find nice guys. All I can find are guys that used to be nice, but now they want to be jerks! Well see, that puts a whole new spin on the situation. She never said anything about being nice. The Original Cabana Boy!
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F*ck me if I'm wrong but I think you want to bl@w me. The Original Cabana Boy!
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"I'm looking for more-often-than-once-a-month sex." Definition: I am looking to settle down. The Original Cabana Boy!
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I'm a girl . . . it's what we do. I am a little confused. You are obviously a women, you skydive, how is it that you are having problems finding someone to have sex with.......hmmmmm Maybe you need to come to Skydive Orange. I don't think you would ever have that problem again. The Original Cabana Boy!
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! I almost got fired for rolling on the floor in tears. That's mest up, why do you have to bring up old shit? The Original Cabana Boy!
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Settle down? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The Original Cabana Boy!
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No, she wasn't there dammit! I really wanted to share with her how disgusted I was. I was also hoping to tell her about the internet conversation that was generated by her flatulent arse. I'm sure I will see her again The Original Cabana Boy!
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Addie, Noooooooooooooooooo! Tell me your not one of those chicks, PLEASE! The Original Cabana Boy!
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No shit........I think he needs to go do an internship at the OB/GYN. I bet he MIGHT revise his statement. I gotta give you that. I'm a med tech in the AF and I've done OB rotations. That is some horrible shit! I stand corrected! The Original Cabana Boy!
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Well, I gotta go, it was good talking to everyone. Maybe I'll see that woman in the gym tonight and I can have a little convo about today's chatter The Original Cabana Boy!
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LOL! I'm trying, damn people patience for the "Noob!" It's all gravy, I'm just messing with the guy, Jeeeez! Unfortunatly they (the greenies and HH) won't allow me to actually go off on people. So you're pretty safe. I have to be carefull how I word my responses as to not get the RED HOT FORK. I'm alot more then I look. I just play the pushover on Bonfire because I have too.. Anyways, BEER!! for OJ's first flaming thread!! Now you owe a case!! I posted a pic just for you... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I don't get enough of the noob crap at my drop zone, now I have to put up with it on dz.com. Damn!!! Honestly, I don't mind. I've been known to give it back a little. Like I said, I do love this sport. I only wish I would have started it sooner. The Original Cabana Boy!
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Thank you very much. I would have to wait until the winter to start jumping. Now, I maybe get 2 or 3 jumps a month because the weather has been so crappy. I need to move somewhere warm. I can't stand the cold. The Original Cabana Boy!
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LOL! I'm trying, damn people patience for the "Noob!" It's all gravy, I'm just messing with the guy, Jeeeez! The Original Cabana Boy!
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Even "I" wasn't quite this annoying when I started becoming the DZ.com Ass extrodinaire I am now. Chill out man. This is better left to the pros. Lord Jesus, better left to the pros. OK? The Original Cabana Boy!
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Ohhh sweetie, if you don't know that farts are just a fact of skydiving life, you've got a bit more to learn! I see you have few posts here, so I'll let you in on something: we ALL talk trash here, and many spend a good deal of the workday checking in and posting. So, either we all need a little lovin', or we're all in here together. I vote for both! OMG! I don't know whether to laugh or be confused. I must admit, I do love this sport because of the people. No hard feelings, believe me. I was just engaging in a little banter with the "internet thug." Yes, I have been on a load where someone farted. That wasn't the point of this thread....hell, I don't even remember what the point was. It's all good though! The Original Cabana Boy!
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*Hugs* VSG just making the newbie feel welcome and stuff.. I just don't get ranting about a chic farting. Farting is like something people strive for perfection in our sport. I know people who eat a certain meal just to get the most potent stuff on jump runs. As far as posting jump numbers VSG anyone can put some number in there.... doesn't mean they jump or jumped. Well thank you for the welcome! I really starting to worry about all of this attention that I'm getting from another man. You wouldn't be an internet stalker by chance would you? The Original Cabana Boy!
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Hmmm...I just looked at his first post. He began jumping in August 2004 and has 45 jumps. Not too bad...you have to start somewhere, right? He is a NEWBIE, but he IS a skydiver, isn't he? Edited: Ahhh...nevermind...opposing teams, I presume! That's right, I am a noobie and I love it! I'm trying to get in more jumps but the weather is absolutely horrible here in Virginia. I made a few jumps a couple of weekends ago and the temp at 13,5 was like -17C. My normal exit weight is 225 but it was probably something closer to 250 with all of the cold weather gear I had on......brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! The Original Cabana Boy!
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Do I even need to make a comment? Let's see, they haven't beaten OU in 5 years in football. Oh, by the way, who won the basketball game last week 64-60, ding ding that's right OU. The Original Cabana Boy!
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At least you're trainable... being a sooner that is a huge step forward. Oh, now I get it, you are from TX. Well, that explains the built up hostility. It's funny that you actually have the nerve to rag on me because I'm a Sooner fan. I hope that you aren't a Longhorn fan. If you are, just stop while your ahead cool guy. The Original Cabana Boy!
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This is a very interesting comment coming from someone who is offended by FARTS and wants to be a skydiver. Hmm I don't understand the comment and how it relates to the topic at hand. Honestly, are you being serious? What the hell does farting and skydiving have to do with one another. Brother, please get off the computer and get back in the real world. The comment of you being in need of a little love was made because your actually talking trash on the internet. LOL! PATHETIC! The Original Cabana Boy!
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For a poster on dzcom to purposely be annoying and not put a space between their post and sigline is nothing short of nasty and rude. Is that better? The Original Cabana Boy!
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Yes........my nipples are hard........ Clay I'm an internet thug, think it will effect my chances of flying ever again? Or should I look into changing my identity and getting a fake passport? LOL! Dude, you are in serious need of a little "kitty." Are you one of those guys that spends most of their time in internet chat rooms? The Original Cabana Boy!
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3. I think you're a troll... (not a PA just stating facts skymama) You think I am a troll? Did I touch on a sensitive subject? Settle down a little cool breeze, no need for hostility "Slappie." Wow, this thread seems to be creating a little tension, hmmmm. Well, I won't entertain the comments from the internet thug. I'm just stating my opinion. Like I said before, accidents, ok no problem, but for a woman to do that on purpose in public is nothing short of nasty, IN MY OPINION! The Original Cabana Boy!
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Oh, believe me I completely agree with you. I don't do that in front of other women. I don't have the "do as I say not as I do" mentality. To answer your other question, I wasn't checking her out. Like I said, I simply noticed her as I walked into the gym, that's all. Thank you for admitting that there is no possible way that was an accident though. That is why that whole situation was so disturbing to me. The Original Cabana Boy!
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Farting is a perfectly natural bodily function. If you have a problem with it, don't date someone unless she finds farts something to be embarrassed about. Ok, first of all, there is no need to get defensive. Second, I understand it is natural but I was under the impression that women just didn't do that in public. Maybe I think that way because I was raised in the Midwest, I don't know. Honestly, that has got to be one of the nastiest things, in my opinion, that a woman could do on purpose. I have never dated a woman that would do that. I can accept an accident but on purpose, come on, that's just horrible! Is there anyone out there who agrees with me? The Original Cabana Boy!