OrangeJumper
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The question is, was it in the pocket or stuffed in the waistband? That could explain a lot about its origin. I only wish I would have found that in my waiste band. That would have meant that I had a great night at the club! The Original Cabana Boy!
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I wonder if I'm the only one that immediately pictured girls farting on you? JESUS CHRIST!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! God, now I have to listen to Rebecca's mouth all over again. Thanks alot dude! The Original Cabana Boy!
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The Original Cabana Boy!
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Uhhh...I got it but thanks for the clarification The Original Cabana Boy!
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The Original Cabana Boy!
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Wow, I just hijacked my own thread So, about the $100....... The Original Cabana Boy!
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If you talk to her, tell her I said hi. Oh, and tell her I said congrats for kickin the addiction The Original Cabana Boy!
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Trust me, this is a first for me as well. Before this, the most I've found in a pocket is $20. I swear, you would have thought that I had won the power ball or something. The Original Cabana Boy!
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Girl, you are a nut. I'm assuming you talk to Amanduh correct? If so, where the hell has she been? I haven't talked to her in a while. The Original Cabana Boy!
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Closer to four skydives at many DZs these days But still, good for you!
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What? Huh? Did I make a funny? I's cornfused Phew....nevermind Not sure where you were going with that, but I was wondering about the potential contents of the pockets of the jeans that are under my other bed... Geez, is someone going to have to challenge you to a 24 hr. abstinence period too? Leave me alone Rebecca The Original Cabana Boy!
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Maybe you impressed someone at the club. Are you sure you remember everything that you did there that night?? LOL....it's possible. Shit, I've been known to do some thangs after drinking. The Original Cabana Boy!
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What? Huh? Did I make a funny? I's cornfused Phew....nevermind The Original Cabana Boy!
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Ummm...yes madam The Original Cabana Boy!
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What? The Original Cabana Boy!
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....cleaning out my bedroom closet last night because it looked as though a bum had been living in it for a year Anyway, I ran across an old gym bag that I haven't used in quite some time. I opened it and it had a couple pair of jeans in it that had mysteriously disappeared I took them to the laundry room to wash them and I emptied the pockets as I always do. As I was checking the last pair, I felt something in one of the front pockets.......a $100 bill. HOLY SHIT, I felt like I won the damn lottery After doing the happy dance for about an hour I thought to my self, how in the fuck did I leave a $100 bill in my pants pocket. I think that was a pair of jeans that I had worn to a club one night before I went to the dz and I just forgot to clean out my pockets. Anyway, I'm in the best mood. I just found 5 skydives in my pocket Edited for spelling The Original Cabana Boy!
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Not only is it free but you can go on permissive TDY since it's a military sponsored event. So, I will be out of work for two days and I don't have waste any leave. Damn I love the military! The Original Cabana Boy!
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I'm going to leave the rest of it alone, because it's about to turn into a pointless argument, and if you and your wife are happy, it's not for me to be critical. But I do want to make this point: Sex also confers great benefits. People who have more sex remain healthier longer. So maybe you might consider incorporating it into your workout routine. rl I couldn't have said it better myself! The Original Cabana Boy!
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You have to be on active duty orders and you will have to show those orders on registration day. Are you a full timer? The Original Cabana Boy!
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Laurinburg/Maxton Airport, NC (50 miles from Fort Bragg) Here is the link http://www.usarec.army.mil/hq/goldenknights/Webpage2005_content.html The Original Cabana Boy!
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Are any of you going to the Annual Black and Gold Inter-Service Competition? I actually got the ok to go from my commander today. You can't beat being sent on a permissive TDY to jump for free with the Golden Knights....damn life is good.
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The man even turns down blowjobs now. My God in heaven This is for anyone that knows me, if I ever turn down a blow job, please escort me to the closest medical facility. Edit: spelling The Original Cabana Boy!
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What he said - who the F is Vivica Fox? The name is phony like a porn star. mh . Dude she was the first person killed by the Bride in Kill Bill Vol 1. She is hot. Smokin hot! Who is V. Fox?....are you serious? The Original Cabana Boy!
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:5:0 Finally, after six long weeks, I was able to skydive
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The one on the right is no joke...DAAAAAMN!!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy!