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  1. she let me put it in her but and coco had her by the hair i had a hard time holding on but he road her like a bull I have to wonder if he he a cowboy TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  2. magot

    BD v TFs FJC

    people piont ther finger because there in secure maybe because they have a small dick or there mommy didnot hold them enough or maybe its because know one likes them because they smell and suck at flicking but that doesn't mean we should take it out on guys that have dedicated much of there live to bringing base to us we should just say thank u Tom Jonny Jason Brian TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  3. abbie know one give a shit about the out back we live in america save that crap for the austailian base board TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  4. Tony u did everything right remember i was ther and saw the hole thing the boggy monster slammed u into the ground I dont know what u did to piss him off but it was all him the basterd even luaghed when he walked by me. anyway if i could giive u any advise it would be loss some wieght because u are really heavy when my little tight tasty ass has to carry u and dont pisws of the boggy monster. heal fast and dont free fall 230 in the bad winds u crazy fuck all my love maggot ps ill carry u anywhere TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  5. those clamps are called parallel clamps and they are used for wood working and just for the record unless in jumping at b-day i always use clamps the orange ones and thskydive dude get coloerd electrical tape to put around them from the metal to the rubber then the rubber does not fall off and no one say's thats my clampi use purple and remember there's know stupid questions but your a dumd ass hahahaha just kidding not TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  6. wow it is amazing how stupid u are yah they make specail clamps for base jumpers hahahahah u idiot just buy the cheap ones or dont be such a pussy TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  7. i would like to thank the both of you. For the pioneers that you are. I can not begin to tell you the amount of respect I have for you, and Brian. Thank you, Maggot TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  8. magot

    costum party at B-day

    maybe u can kiss Mr. utha's ass TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  9. magot

    costum party at B-day

    There wil be a costum party sat night in my hotel room Pimps and whores wil be the theam and the winner of the costum party gets" me" and all the free ______ they want just kidding about the me part u cant have me i found JESUS, /// in the mirror yesterday and he sure is good looking. TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  10. 980 needs to get errections to the local 300 foot free stander at B_D can some one PM his africain ass TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  11. absolutly not I hate drugs and would never use them how did u turn midgets and t-shirts into drugs u are really sick . and by the way I didn't sell my soul. I just caan't find it and the midgets are 1200 dollars and worth every penny TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  12. please send me a pm if u would like me to bring u something from the big city like an I love NY shirt or a midget or anything else for that matter . TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  13. magot

    I might Quit BASE.

    U should quit BASE jumping no one likes u any way!!!!!! TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  14. i was trying to set a good example for the new guy why u were getting drunk as usual . your ethier drinking or putting piles of coke up your nose instead of giveing the new guy a gear check i on the other hand stay sober and set a good example. OH MY GOD DID I JUST SAY THAT WHO DRUGGED ME., any way nice sit flying at 200 feet it was way cool had no idea u were such a good free flyer. and your landing sucked huge balls almolst as huge as mine u ball liker TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  15. u cant even tell its me a stash bag dubles as a ninja mask in a pinch TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  16. reality check i am the man And besides the judge in the town of the A I speak of is a Chick so ill just walk into court naked she will cream her pants and say she needs to see me in her private chambers right away. I dont know if u guys are aware of this but when your really really really good loloking such as my self. u can get away with alot of shit including spelling like an idiot. just ask HECKER that sexy stud knows what i'm talking about. any way getting chased by the man just makes IT MORE AMUZING FOR ME. and be sides. IM A FUCKING NINJA and a pissed off one at that. the moral of the story is its a hoilday ok how cares , but theres n o wind and im not working so im drinking my coffee im gonna drlop the kids off at the pool and pack my mojo then flick the shit out off my baby for 10 hours . so if u dont here back from me by midnight I didn't make it . but i want u all to know that i dont have enough respect for 99.9 % of u to use spell check or proffread my post's TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  17. u say u want jump tommorrow all day i will be day blazing in honor of that dumb ginny wohp thAT FOUND THIS ROCK so u newbies its your chnch to take turns careing by beer and rig up the ladder winds are light and variable and theres n o wind to night u morroms u should be jumpping im staring ouit my window ath the 440 aA im going for right now TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  18. I on ly jump with guys i dont like so that when they go in I luagh my ass of and steal there walllet if they were my friends i would be crying like a little girl if they got hurt this way its better for me an d alot more amuzing TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  19. magot

    NY locals

    ny where and theres no info in your profile ny york nis a fucking huge state TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  20. we should just piss on people after they exit i was going to piss on nick nitro while he was climbing up the ladder of my favortite A but then i remebered he does alll my riging for freee so he was pee freee TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  21. srew u dave i hope your jumpeed sucked just kidding i hope u banged out a few rail and jen at the exit piont. TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  22. that crock is the most play that homo cristain has had since i got him a midget one eyed hooker off the internet do u know how hard it is to find a one eyed midget hooker . TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  23. any time u want to have a canopy contest. just put your money where your mouth is TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  24. I told u your not aloud on the base zone now get your ass to the bridge and cut down those tress. just for this u have to carry my rig up the A"s this weekend with a 12 pack in my stash bag u putz TOSS MY SALAD I'm an invincible re-tarded ninja derka derka bakala bakala muhammad jihad 1072
  25. magot

    security

    we just got the cops called on us BEFORE we jumped..... 3 white guys in honda in the ghetto.... somebody get the po-po!!!! of course we laughed nd chuckled w/them while we checked the ground winds, then we drove right pst security w/ a flip of the peace sign. Paid to park in the garage, walked over to the elevator and rode it to the 38th. clean flick, with a park to land in.... have agood night mister parking lot patrol, we'll be back next week. Why did I ever spend all that time hopping fences and hiding in shdows? this is much more fun. BASE NYC....... 2 boroughs to go.