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Could you have a relationship with someone named BERTHA?
RfukfreeflyingW replied to RfukfreeflyingW's topic in The Bonfire
ahh it's ok, sometimes things just dont work out. I wasnt trying to piss people off, but i'll just go back to my corner now... ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... -
Could you have a relationship with someone named BERTHA?
RfukfreeflyingW replied to RfukfreeflyingW's topic in The Bonfire
Harold? Herman? Blues, Dave those arent that bad. ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... -
Could you have a relationship with someone named BERTHA?
RfukfreeflyingW replied to RfukfreeflyingW's topic in The Bonfire
so u could seriously, bring her to ur friends and be like "this is Bertha." knowing when u leave they're gonna be like. pfft haha Bertha... ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... -
Could you have a relationship with someone named BERTHA?
RfukfreeflyingW replied to RfukfreeflyingW's topic in The Bonfire
no, I said no nicknames! she wants to go by Bertha, and this is just a hypothetical, I know really know a girl named Bertha haha And frankly I don't think I've ever dated a golf club. People might think that is well... odd ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... -
Could you have a relationship with someone named BERTHA?
RfukfreeflyingW replied to RfukfreeflyingW's topic in The Bonfire
Note I said relationship, like "Hi mom this is my girlfriend Bertha" not just sex. Here's your situation, This is a hot girl, but by some awful circumstances she got named Bertha, and will only go by Bertha so calling her something else isn't an option. I guess girls can chime in too, but I can't really think of an ugly guy name. ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... -
mhhmm... go on... ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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ahh I say the wanna buy a duck, and i thought it was that old high school game... cant remember how the whole thing goes, but i'm sure someone might know what i'm talking about ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
RfukfreeflyingW replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
RfukfreeflyingW replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
hey jake u still thinking about bringing ur team out? ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... -
The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
RfukfreeflyingW replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
alright dude whats the word on the planes? and some RW organizing? maybe get some hot girl RW organziers out there? yeah, that might convince me to come... ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... -
damn, then I'm going to be here for awhile damn u chelle! ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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hahah that is SOO not for the easily amused, I cant stop clicking. this thing had to end eventually! ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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hey the FARM is always open to run aways and hot girls! ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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ur pretty good at getting hurt... ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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Well good job, I mean what fun would that be??? ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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Of course! Don't you? On good days I come back and re-read all 2500+ again just to make sure I didn't skip the sneaky one-liner by accident. We can't have that. damn well then u know what I... ohh YOU ur good YOU!! ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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Hey who's stalking who here? do I come to ur job and tell u how to do it? jeesh victims these days, the state tells them they have ALL these rights, next thing u know they're telling u how to stalk. I gotta get outta this line of work, its Killing me. ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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See I'm a smart stalker I'll send u jump tix to my home dz, and make u come to me... u gotta stalk em right or else they just calls the cops, and ask to "just be friends" ha, that's a great idea...I'll come to you! as I pretending to reel in a fish: yeeeees come to me my darling... coooomme to meeee... ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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See I'm a smart stalker I'll send u jump tix to my home dz, and make u come to me... u gotta stalk em right or else they just calls the cops, and ask to "just be friends" ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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see now thats a visual I need right before dinner ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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MARTA!!! sadly I never thought I'd recommened it, but u got a better chance at surviving a ride on the MARTA then u driving... sorry sweetie some people were meant to not drive... maybe Casie can drive u... btw what the hell is ur insurence rate???????? ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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How to get the most out of your landing...
RfukfreeflyingW replied to mailin's topic in Safety and Training
See Jen ur problem is, ur not Downsizing fast enough. I have see LOTS of canopy experts come up, and their trick to being so GREAT was loaded a High Persormance canopy heavily by 50 jumps. Trust me they are so good they dont even take advice from anyone! they're cool. SO if u go get urself a 120 katana u should become a landing expert!!! Please note my sarcasm in case ANYONE that I was serious. edited to add: maybe just try to relax a bit and dont be so nervous, it says ur under a sabre 2 which has great flare power. so just like JM's will tell u when ur flying and going unstable and what not just relax, and do what u know ur suppose to. ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... -
god we gotta spell for u, explain for u, do we need to whipe ur ass while we're at it? ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
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The Shimell Boogie! @ Skydive The Farm, 5/14-5/15
RfukfreeflyingW replied to marks's topic in Events & Places to Jump
WOW ur requiring shimell to spell right to come to ur DZ? thats about the easiest way to prevent his attendance! smart wendy. Very smart... ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... -
Well now that just hurts! think u better then me huh? aight I see how it is ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...