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  1. swedishcelt

    Is she...

    swedishcelt replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire

    It was a cute story. I would have laughed. Fuck her. Oh wait. You can't.
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    Clint who? You better shut up or my new sig line will be: "Skinnyshrek is a mean F@cker!" or "Yeah, England LOST!!" PA's be damned you old poop.
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    You are absolutely right. I should download that song for me today.
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    see new thread
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    I am not going to open up another thread on the topic love in here. It just gets confusing. One person says one thing and another the opposite and I am just not understanding why when it works it has to end for someone. I don't get any of it. Love just stinks. Unless I'm in it. Then it just stinks eventually when it ends. Nah. Love just stinks. The end. This is why I am a nun.
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    I am not the woman for you on this.
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    For what?
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    Poor girl. She's either not the type to be into sex or with the wrong man.
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    Yeah that's it alright.
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    I sat by myself on the fire escape and watched fireworks. They were beautiful.
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    I think your wisdom is getting a little lost here. Chris [stalk]
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    pepper
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    Aw! Don't forget our buddy Jib too!! Both of them are nice!!
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    Sure she does.
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    I have known some incredibly honorable, sexy, and lovable lawyers. I have known some butt-munching butthead lawyers too though. They're human too.
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    That would require actual integrity on the part of the men I choose. Not just professed integrity. This is why I am a nun.
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    Do you have to keep the natural stuff in the refrigerator?
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    Oh yeah, I give him fresh catnip from my mother's garden too as a treat. He LOVES that.
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    I feed him dry food every day and treat him with canned and dental treats. He does tricks for them.
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    The reason you don't want to commit is because it's summer? I don't think you're ever going to be ready if that's the case. It's always going to be summer somewhere. Poor girl.
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    LOL!! Good story.
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    If it's bad, it will smell and taste bad. You're fine. On a side note. Ew.
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    It would be a very dangerous power to have. At one point I always just want to blow up my ex's. Then time passes and I like them as just friends again and I actually want them on the earth somewhere. I don't think normal humans can be trusted with that kind of power.
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    Walt won the contest already. He knows all about it.
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    I try to make them more paranoid. It's fun.