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  1. swedishcelt
    Do you beep the metal detectors when you go through them?? Do you know how bleak i was the first time i went through one and nothing happened? I'd SO been looking forward to it! Oh and let me be the first to say: that avatar is HOT! Me too!! No beep at all! At least we can go stealth though!!
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    Are you really a metal?
  3. swedishcelt
    Just when I start to think there is hope for you...
  4. swedishcelt
    She must be having a super sex toy emergency.
  5. swedishcelt
    Sometimes I want to have sex. With another person, that is. Are sudsies getting old poopsy?
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    Yeah, it did hurt like a bitch right on the spine... but I managed to tough it out for 2 1/2 hours Most of the time I forget it's even there until someone comments on it or I catch a glimpse in the mirror. g I forget mine and no one's EVER thought remotely that I had a hairy ass. That guy needs to seriously get some VISION CORRECTION. I didn't feel a thing on my back.
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    me too
  8. swedishcelt

    DRAMA

    swedishcelt replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire

    F@ck the Cowboys!
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    DRAMA

    swedishcelt replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire

    You won't. I promise.
  10. swedishcelt
    You licked Ben? Are you drinking?
  11. swedishcelt

    DRAMA

    swedishcelt replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire

    Go Eagles.
  12. swedishcelt
    Extra points if you can get her to blow milk out of her nose. Or her eye Thats scary and a little twisted. No. Some people just squirt stuff out of there eye. It happens. WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING OF IT???!!!! *Move along, nothing to see here....
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    Oh no, no sweety, have you seen his avatar?
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    Is it targets now? Damn, I did grow up in the boondocks... No, no, I was getting hunting confused with the shoot.
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    A shotgun for a turkey? Is that normal? You don't get yourself a turkey full of holes? I just thought one used a bow & arrow or 22. At least that is what I always used. If you aim carefully it should be just fine.
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    Weirdos. Sorry Gary.
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    What is a turket?
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    Me too!
  19. swedishcelt
    $%@&%
  20. swedishcelt
    Been there. Landed, looked at my blue fingernails, curled up in the grass and cried out for ten minutes Woh. Takes a lot of cold to make a Russian man cry out from it.
  21. swedishcelt
    That would be so much fun. I want to save for the Locks of Love thing though.
  22. swedishcelt
    How young is that girl? 12? I am glad you don't like the adolescents. Shows you're not a bunch of sick pervs... sort of. Stop reposting the pic dude, it's fricking creeping me out!!
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    I know!!! How am I not supposed to kill the doggy if he is in the center of the target!!! 0.01 Ha! personally ironic
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    I see the problem. He is using it as a hyphenated word here. It should be Frenchy is fucking-off to Shanghai!!
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    On my last flight home I had a sky marshall buy me three drinks and a snack with vouchers. Sky marshalls ROCK. At least the male ones do when you're a female.