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  1. swedishcelt
    I just want to wake up some day and really have mutant powers. Really.
  2. swedishcelt
    Oooh. I know. Hot buffalo wings and blue cheese or ranch. THEN junior mints. Yeah. Excellent.
  3. swedishcelt
    I concentrate on work. I found a new hobby. Not as fun but passable.
  4. swedishcelt
    Yay girl!!!
  5. swedishcelt
    Junior Mints. Mmmmm.
  6. swedishcelt
    I have perfect aim thank you very much.
  7. swedishcelt
    Hi Nico!!
  8. swedishcelt
    Nah. Hugs and kissies work better. Guess DZ playtime is over!!
  9. swedishcelt
    I don't understand the question. How do you killl a blonde legally? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. ORRRR a mirror - whatever works for you How does a blonde turn on the light after a sexual encounter? Opens the car door A blonde and a brunette go skydiving . . . they exit at the same time . . . who lands first? The brunette . . . The blonde had to stop and ask directions How can you tell if a blonde has been on your computer? There is white out all over the screen What do you get when you put 10 blondes shoulder to shoulder? A wind Tunnel I asked a blonde a question once . . . and I couldn't, for the life of me, understand the answer . . . so I said - take the dick outta your mouth and then I could understand. Haven't you got any new ones. This the best you can do?
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    Nope I am at home with now three four year olds screaming in the background.
  11. swedishcelt
    and in there lies the REAL question . . . doesn't it? Doh. For some. Not for others.
  12. swedishcelt
    It's ok, just have him write the joke a bit more slowly next time....You'll get it. No. That's so you can understand it.
  13. swedishcelt
    It's okay!! I can takem'. BRING THEM ON!!!
  14. swedishcelt
    WTH!!!
  15. swedishcelt
    Strategically place a lighted beer sign that blinks to face their bedroom window.
  16. swedishcelt
    What inpired this? Should we be worried about your new move? Don't forget, Let your dog go only in their yard as you wouldn't want to mess up yours.
  17. swedishcelt
    Rosa!! Woh!! Not thinking that! Not thinking that!! Thinking chest hair or anything but that!!!
  18. swedishcelt
    I don't know you but happy Birthday Bob!! I hope I meet you someday!
  19. swedishcelt
    Bwwwaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaa!!! JK!! Maybe you could just braid his goatee if he still has it!! Or other things.
  20. swedishcelt
    He doesn't have any back hair!!
  21. swedishcelt
    Sweety, what are you going on about?
  22. swedishcelt
    Yeah, it died.
  23. swedishcelt
    Just curious & checking...
  24. swedishcelt
    I missed this!! Happy Birthday!!
  25. swedishcelt

    hmph.

    swedishcelt replied to jumper03's topic in The Bonfire

    Hug!!