GeordieSkydiver

Overtaking a car on my motorcycle when he turned without indicating. I struck his front wheel at approx 80mph (I tried to accelerate to get past him). I went over the bars (through the bike screen) and landed 100ft down the road on the verge. I broke a couple of fingers, toes, dislocated both shoulders, my right elbow, nerve damage in my neck and left arm, brusied my spleen, diaphragm, left lung, and right thigh. The scariest thing? I cut my dick. Ever seen 3 litres of blood? Its a lot... a LOT. Thankfully no lasting damage. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I'm allergic to tequilla too. I can barely drink one bottle before I fall over and be sick. Its a terrible curse. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Amen to that... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

How long before the BPA make a WS1 and WS2 catergory? I know there's the 250 jumps in 18 months OR 500 jumps in total rule at the moment, but with the recent changes to the Ops manual is the invention of WS regulations in the pipeline? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Damn it! You made me go into SC. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!" At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?" With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too !" Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Absolute genius! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Lets hope you never need it. Its the only piece of my equipment I hope never gets used fully! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

It's too late, I've already decided it was Kate Beckinsdale. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

HEY! Don't turn my thread into some sex thread! This is SKYDIVING! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Nope, but I need a better fitting harness... oucha. YES MAA'M. Hibs will be my local DZ as of 7th June, but I'll still pop into Plee when I can!

You can read all about it on the toilet wall in the Orange Kiwi PS. I'm always there I still have 30+ jumps on my ticket, so i may get out there in June. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

A friend of mine dislocated his shoulder this week, in freefall. He has 30 (ish) jumps. He did it coming out of a backloop at about 8000ft. Unfortunately it was his right arm, so he couldn't deploy with that hand. He waited till 4k then deployed his main by reaching around the front!! of his body and grabbing the toggle. He did LH turns and a no flare landing into wind without further injury. (big 220 student canopy) He then dropped his rig and walked the 700m back to the hangar. Try and reach your hackey/toggle with your left hand... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

In the past 28 days!

Only the Man Utd supporters. The rest of us (me as a Newcastle supporter especially.) could give two flying f**ks whats going on with their team. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I was reading the ops manual today, I like these new 'grades'. The implementation of them will be a ball ache. If they stop people from spanking themselves into the ground so often, then thats good. As the stats show, most people get injured/dead under a perfect canopy. This should go someway to correcting that. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Yeah, but I mightn't.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

{{{{{{{vibes}}}}}}}} And hugs from over the ocean.

Like a dumbass I voted sexy before I looked at the picture. I find 'certain' piercings to be sexy, that however is just outlandish, off the wall stuff. Subtle and sexy is the best. Of which I'm a fan.

I've just spent 2 weeks there and I saw 1 WS in that time. The weather did suck over the weekend though. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1011 Clicky clicky... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

What he said, plus you have Chatteris, Hinton, Sibson all within an hour of (45 Mins N of London). Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

My boss. What an asshat. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

Right. Maybe this should be in the gear forum. Go get laid. Just don't tell us about it. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

I'm making a small tent right now. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk