GeordieSkydiver

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  1. Actually, you need to hear a Glaswegian swear and curse. There's really no better swearers in the UK. G'AWY TE F**K, Y' SOAP DODGER! FO' A STICK TH' HEED ON YA! And such like. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  2. Whit is actually WIT. Or in your case, witless. lol Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  3. If you wanna see a really fun dialect, go to my site at www.geordielee.co.uk and click on 'Geordie dictionary'. Good luck understanding it. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  4. Where would you use 'I' instead of 'me' in that sentence? Neither make sense. Me is used sometimes colloquially for 'my' but only in some dialects. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  5. There's only one T in British, you brainless moron. While we are at it, English starts with a capital E. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  6. I built a deck once, it was beautiful, the prettiest most complex thing I ever built. Then there was a breeze and all the cards fell over.. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  7. This post offends me. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  8. I have a divine proportion. Or so I'm told... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  9. This post offends me and my sense of balance. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  10. I cant sleep if there's the faintest light on. I go round switching everything off fully. The only thing thats on is the alarm clock. I even cover the gap under the door to stop stray light.... I can't have a ticking clock in the room either... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  11. No. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  12. I could loan you mine, of course I'd have to come and check you were using it correctly. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  13. I want one. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  14. Damn it, is that why guys at work keep mooning and quitting on me? I'm an asshat? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  15. Excellent news. You still look like bigfoot though right? Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  16. Love this DZ, bit disappointed that I've now moved back up north so it's a bit of a trek down there. Well run and professional DZ, with great locals and jumpers from other areas too. I was always made to feel welcome even though I'm a northern monkey. Great big safe landing area which is easy to spot from the air, unless you happen to be wearing a wingsuit, when it suddenly disappears from view. Very progressive DZ, with lots of FF and WS jumps going on, my DZ of choice when I start WS'ing. Cafe now sells chips and gravy. :-)
  17. 5 from 15. "You did ok but your not a redneck. You probably visited the south a few times but obviously managed to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta being added perminantly to your vocabulary." I guessed all of them, I had no clue. I am English though... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  18. Bout sum's it up! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  19. Hardly, this post hasn't turned into a sex thread/frenchy thread/cats thread yet. In my book, we are doing well.... Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  20. and who was that? Naughty girl! Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  21. Hi, I've been away about 3 weeks, could someone summerise all the important happenings in less than 50 words please. I'd be most grateful. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  22. :6:0 Some solo sit flys, and a couple of two ways and a 4 way head down/sit. One opening that spanked me so hard I saw my own kidneys. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  23. Yet. Here's the shortcut to the BPA's "guidelines" to WS. http://www.bpa.org.uk/forms/docs/Form%20235%20-%20Guidelines%20for%20Jumping%20Wing-Suits.rtf I think it will happen, talking about it isn't going to give them any ideas they don't allready have.(probably) Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk
  24. A pretty good bar in the town. Very skydiver friendly. Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk