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HAAALLLOOOO---- WOOOO!!!!! PARRRRTTTYYYY!!!!! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

thank u for trying though.... it's appreciated

where is my car??? "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

when jesus told peter to put away his sword when the temple priests came for him.... what happened??? when the temple priest came I mean. "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!HAPPY B-DAY!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Tony "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

RIG!!! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

Hrmmm..... Don't wan't to picture me f8cking him, David Beckem(?) --> spelling? Who I could picture me marrying... That EXTREMELY gorgeous type hot supermodel from India who still lives with her parents!... WOW! she's so smart too! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

noice!!!.... Congratulations... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

Wow, congratulations you two!!!! good news to hear, I'm happy for you man... wish you two the best!!! Congratulations.....! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

It seems your the root of our problem... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

hahahaaa... kinda reminds me of laura croft's life... I like it though... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

Cause in my neighborhood people run around with heavy arms and blow themselves up, ya know... where all the pussies play. "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

lol!!! I enjoyed that... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

you do realize that there are 3 americas.... not that I'm naieve, just feel like being a bit of a prick.... no harm intended. She was a gorgeous lady. I'm sure, but no more georgeous than the next gorgeous lady... know what I mean? "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

HALO... H-A-L-O.... don't tease me... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

If you wanted to you could take a short flight to barcelona and jump empuriabrava... a must do when your in town.... gorgeutiful if you know what I mean... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

And for the record...RkyMtn, *speechless* you remind me why I miss the states so bad... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

Are you going to Oktoberfest??? I'll be there... in Zurich anyway, hit me up... I'll go jump with you and you can help me cause my german is HORRIBLE~ "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

payday cuts like a hot knife through butter.... especially when it comes to sex... lol! hrmmm..... I guess the question would be, would you let mike tyson do your fiancee or what have you, assuming your still in love..., Im gonna go ahead and say everybody can potentially be bought... I know I can... I'm not cheap though "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ! Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". [Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair] 2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside". [Evidently, the shoplifter special] 3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." [And that would be how...?] 4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." [But it's *just* a suggestion] 5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down". [Oops, too late!] 6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating. [As sure as night follows the day . . . . .] 7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". [But wouldn't this save even more time?] 8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". [We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.] 9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". [One would hope] 10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". [As opposed to what?] 11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use". [I gotta admit, I'm curious]. 12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts". [NEWS FLASH] 13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet,eat nuts." [Step 3: Fly Delta] 14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". [I don't blame the company. I do blame parents for this one!] 15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". [Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?.....Good grief!] "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

I love you! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

BWAHAHHAHAAA!!!!!!! Holy shit that was funny! LOL!!!!! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

I remember bits and pieces, I was up in a porter at altitude doing turns for traffic, the door is open and all the sudden sunlight just hits the whole interior like a freakin' sucker punch to your nuts... my eyes adjust, I look out the door and there's nothing but an assortment of clouds spread out as far as the eye can see with the sunlight reflecting off them.. It was SO GORGEOUS!!! and I don't say gorgeous... Big ones, Small ones... different altitudes, all different shapes... SO FREAKIN' GORGEOUS!!!... needless to say we got our hole and made for a great freefall... Thank You DeLand!!! .... That memoir will never leave me.... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

but..... what if??? hrmmmmm...... *returns into his deep thought* "'Someday is not a day in my week'"

Yeah, I gotta say, mom and pops had to cover up the ears on a few occassions while listening to some of his stand-up... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"