Michele

Not outta control, exactly, more like we were just being loud and rowdy, and everyone else was really repressed. And I didn't post the one with the waitress feeding me, or me being gleeful over a candle in fried ice cream... This was the place the great Man/Woman Potty debate got going...loudly...and even the waitress, first thinking she had one of "those" tables, actually relaxed and had fun with us. I even gave her my card for when she's ready to skydive... And in the "girls" photo, I must absolutely clarify...I had consumed 2 margaritas, and my limit is zero, and Cora had none...appearances can be quite deceiving. LOL!!!!! I wanna do it again!!! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

Yep, it was fun. F-U-N!!! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

O.K., so it took a while...sorry kids.... Here are some shots from the birthday dinner we had on May 3rd... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

Um, well.....no. That would, at present time, be impossible for several different reasons... Deuce, yes, big hair on me would be very big hair. No new hairstyle...still waist length and still yanked back in a braid... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

I may have something to show everyone when I do manage to get there.....something very special. Something totally unexpected and totally appreciated...and totally mine and totally done....

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Oh, geez, ick. It looks like someone shoved basketballs under his skin. And he doesn't look 29 - he looks way older than that. Again, just ick. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

Thanks, JP...looks like I'll get to see it. If it's not cloudy.... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

I still haven't had enough coffee....anyone want to put into understandable terms what time it will be over SoCa? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

The best thing about my job is I like doing the work. Anyone need a realtor? Anywhere in the country? That's the worst part...begging for clients and referrals. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

I voted HUH because I am now just learning about gear. Finally I have a container that I need to learn how to maintain properly...and appreciate these forums and their information even more! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

Oh my gawd PD is adorable. Cuddle him a lot for me, o.k.? I'm jealous... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

Heal quickly, fully, and be better and stronger than before, darling Sunnyone. If there's anything I can do being a whole country away, you just say the word... And ~~ I will be sending vibes your way. hugs! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

Hey, Jess? You RAWK. You're amazingly ready for this, you are so perfect for the job. And even though you think you're only there for three days, I know better...you're in like Flynn. Just show them the truth... Hugs, girl, and knock their socks off. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

Smart man. Or like Sunnyone says, well trained ... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

Because neither one makes any kind of sense in the real world... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

happy SkyDay to you! Happy SkyDay to you! Happy SkyDay dear Jt, Happy SkyDay to you!!! And mannnnnny more! hugs- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

Oh, HELL YA!!!! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

And still more jesting... You may eat a banana and don't have to worry about being "graded" by other men. We can eat whipped cream and cherries, and render you unable to stand for 10 minutes. Nobody interrupts a naughty story because you came into the room. We tell better ones You are never compelled to stop a friend from having sex with somebody. Nor are we compelled. We're just nice that way You know 20 ways to open a beer. We know 21 ways to get you to buy, open and serve us beer The remotes are yours, just yours. Yes. And you change the channels just as we tell you If you're at a party and some other guy is wearing the same kind of t-shirt you will probably end up as friends. We can go to a party, and not be bothered if you're wearing a t-shirt that everyone owns. We gather sympathy from other women who understand that you refuse to allow us to assist you in dressing yourself for public consumption. You may hit something with a hammer to try and fix it. We don't try to fix it. We just call someone who can. There's a lot more nude women then men on film. Yes. There is so many fake things on film... The line to the toilet is 80 percent shorter. We don't have to worry about comparing ourselves and coming up short Your ass will never affect your chanses of getting a job. No, but your intelligence will. Nobody wonders (in secret) if you swallow If you're good enough to not require chocolate, then perhaps you wouldn't have to wonder You can write your name in the snow. We don't have to get undressed to count to 21 You can't get pregnant. Getting pregnant takes two (usually). And you couldn't handle the pain of delivery.

Other: go to a trusted mentor and talk to them about how to not repeat it. If the story gets out, no big deal...if I learned from it, there's the chance others can, too... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

Best in life for me varies depending on what's going on...so, in no particular order... ~ A good cuddle ~ Sleeping in and waking up to rain while securely wrapped in a down quilt. ~ A real hug from a good friend ~ Good chocolate, a bottle of good wine, and a bestselling book ~ Time with family and friends ~ Making someone smile There are so many "good/best" things...hope you get some of them coming your way today! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

LOL...well, thanks! I appreciate the compliment! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

All in jest as well, Bodypilot.... Your last name stays put. We get a choice...maiden, hyphenate it, or his. Choices are better The garage is all yours. the rest of the house is ours Wedding plans take care of themselves. our families plan and pay for it....we just choose dresses and rings Chocolate is just another snack. Chocolate makes us feel the way you're supposed to You can be president. we run the House, run the Dept. of Transportation, handle Homeland Security, the Treasury, and the Forestry Department. We're too busy to be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. So can we. You just get mad when we do. Car mechanics tell you the truth. Car mechanics do our work for free if we dress appropriately. The world is your urinal. Yes. And we are civilized. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. We already know which one is icky, and so don't bother stopping there. Same work, more pay. Same work, better complaining opportunities. Wrinkles add character. We get a shopping opportunity and a pamper opportunity the absolute instant we suspect we might, at some point in the future, get wrinkles. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. Demonstrates the difference in taste and class... People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. People don't dare let me catch them staring at my chest when they're talking to me. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. The occasional troop potty gossip break is expected, welcomed, and encouraged. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. My shoes don't cut, blister or mangle my feet either...they're expensive italian leather. Bought with your credit card. One mood, ALL the time. one mood, all the time, with the right man. Other than that, give us chocolate. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. We don't scream at inanimate objects, believing the little things inside of it can actually hear - and respond to - our demands. You know stuff about tanks. We know stuff about everything necessary for day to day living in a non-occupied country A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. a five day vacation requires only one suitcase and a rig You can open all your own jars. You open all our jars (and doors, and windows) on our behalf. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. That's because we are constantly surprised at any thoughtfulness...you occasionally demonstrate the same ability a woman demonstrates continuously and consistently If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. We know who are friends are, and are not. We are not surprised during the divorce Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. and it's ugly. Ours are cute, frilly, soft, and silky. Just like that area demands. It is the center of your universe after all Everything on your face stays its original color. We get to experiment and change our looks...you're simply stuck with it. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. Yes. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. No. We just get you to do it. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. our ability to dress ourselves is only one sign of superior intelligence The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. We have the freedom to create hairstyles as we see fit. You're stuck. Of course, that statement doesn't hold true if you are balding...then you experiment with bad comb-overs You don't have to shave below your neck. Nor do we. Your belly usually hides your big hips. Um, no, it doesn't. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. Yes. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. We pamper ourselves, and let someone else do them for us. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. We don't have to worry about making that choice... You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. We can shop for the family, friends, extended neighborhoods, schoolchildren's friends, the mailman, milkman, and other service personnel, include gifts for important clients and bosses, choose and decorate a tree, create two feasts, attend 5 parties, wrap all gifts (without having to unwrap them to check if it's the right nametag on it), bake lots of scrumptious goodies, work at a charity or two, sing christmas carols, and write christmas cards, all during one month *and* while holding down a job and taking care of the kids and pets, as well as making you feel loved and special.

Happy b'day, Lolie! Have many more!!! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

LOL, I think that may be an idea... Glen, what's with a 175...and here I was, thinking you liked me or something...Bubble bursting...Oh, I get it. It's payback for the tu-tu photo, right? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~

I will have photos posted of it someday...but I don't have a digital cam, so it's more delayed than most of you all.... O.K., so does anyone have any idea how to securely hang this thing? Hangers are no good...I've broken three so far (o.k., so I learn slow...), and the showerhead won't cooperate. I've tried hanging it by the legstraps, the shoulders, and the chest strap. I've finally managed to rig something up with rope laced through the shoulders, but it keeps slipping. It's over the tub and makes a heck of a racket when it falls... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~