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  1. Well Mr.XT, I would say this: SHUT UP AND JUMP!!! Don't give anyone the satisfaction of knowing that there will be an extra slot on a load becouse your not there. I used to do 5 to 10 jumps a weekend, now after five months of recovery, and possibly more, depends on Dr.Jeckle. I have some money saved up enough to keep me in the air for a while. And its all I think about. So at least do me a favor go out and do a jump for me. I my not be back for months, if at all. Keep your chin up.FATONES tAKE A TWO WEEK VACATION FROM WORK, AND SKYDIVE EVERYDAY. CALL ME IN THE MORNING.
  2. The worst drop zone in the world is one you can't jump at. Quit stiring the pot. I've benn to 9 DZ's in my short time as a skydiver and I havn't a bad word for any. People slam DZ's becouse of there lack of understanding that thats just the way it is at that dz. Accept it for what it is and move on, if not make the best of it. I here people slam my home dz all the time, yet we have one of the safest DZ's in the country, maybe the world. I used to get weekly spankings over there, and wondered why,as I progressed I learned. Thats just the way it is.
  3. Six weeks brother, I'm out 5 months so far, and I've been jonesing everyday, Best part is I'm going back under the knife. 6weeks, I'll do it standing on my head. Enjoy your vacation it will remind you of how much you really love to jump. Good luck. Don't push your recovery time, let it heal.
  4. AWWHHHH. That was incredible. Mr. BLACK is the shit. Can't wait to own the video. Hope aquaman is O.K. Please keep me in mind, send a PM. Thanks.
  5. Hey BigG, I seen the web sight for skykat the other day, they have em. Good luck have fun. fatones.
  6. PALEASE. Dude get used to it this is the new millenium pretty soon they be walking around with clubs and do it caveman style. Wait is that a sexual position you covered that night. thanks for the bro talk I miss those Really married. fatones
  7. Sent a PM to skymonky13 last night. Didn't think everyone should bug this guy for the video. But, man what a sight. You know how there was a boston strangler. Well we can call this guy the Rantoul Dangler. fatones
  8. KUMATE thats (kuumatay) for those troublesome new zp canopies.
  9. sounds like a great winter vacation. need more info.
  10. i'M SITTING HERE LAUGHING, Then again I think Thats just wrong, But I'm laughing. I think If we all go togather we'll get a good group rate. Better yet lets just get on a plane and laugh about it all the way to altitude
  11. Since everyone is shutin you down here the best name: KAMASUTRA: AND YOU CAN SAY F$CK IT ANYWAY YOU WANT. FATONES
  12. When I first started jumping, before I got my first magazine in the mail I searched high and low. Figured out you need to subscribe. You'll get one with you uspa membership.
  13. Who needs a relationship when you have good vibes. must have been a shortage of batteries that day. I'm sure it's got to do with our preception of one another, there never right, it's always that something that screws it up. If that happens think about the great sex you had or hadn't. FATONES And sex always screws up a good friendship. their never the same after an orgasm or two etc etc
  14. fatflying

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    I've had one of those days for the past five months. Don't sweat it. IT'S ALL APART OF IT. GO CHECK OUT GENERAL SKYDIVING DISCUSSIONS the thread about stupid students. the first few threads are great. cracked me up. BITE THE SNAKE THAT BIT YOU. FATONES
  15. This is great news, and congratulations. I have a very close friend who is a quadriplegic and we talk about skydiving, funny thing he just said if there was a way I could it, and here we go. DUDE I'M SO STOKED, I'm calling Z-hills tomorrow. THANKS JACKIE JONES, THANKS RICK. FATONES
  16. hey Mike, Like most people your starting to run before you can walk. RELAX, enjoy this time learning, you know that belly flying stuff it pays off later. IT PAYS TO BE PASSIVE. You know that old saying hey lets run down and fuck one of those bulls. No lets walk down and fuck um all. RELAX YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO LEARN. You might only get to learn a bad lesson once. Oh yea. coaching,coaching,coaching fatones
  17. Awsome, you inspire me. but , if you drink you know, well you know. ((((((vibes)))))
  18. Green brownies and beer, YEA. It's as good as hearing green eggs and ham when your a kid.
  19. Polls are only good for scantly clad woman to dance with.
  20. Grade ''A'' Kine brownies, or everday schwag.
  21. ahh, so sorri. 200 jumps is the key to the keys boogie. Theres always next year. I know it sucks but, I'm missing it by 70 jumps, and some flotation gear. It mighht be worth the trip though, those guys from up north are alot of fun. fatones
  22. I think hefty has a new stretch proof puncture proof bag you might fit in, jibber. I think thats what BM stands for, Big man boogie. see ya sat.
  23. Like they don't cater to up jumpers at clewiston, maconium, if it wasn't for them you wouldn't be where your at now. Don't be a DZ hater.
  24. Still can't get on that thing, anyway I heard through the grape vine there having 15$ fridays from now on. hope so I'm broke and can use the extra 5$. Fatones