Jessica

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  1. Jessica

    Finland!

    I'll step out on a limb here and suggest it was a DRUNKEN nurse.... Skydiving is for cool people only
  2. I'll have you boys know that sweater was a MAN MAGNET! I shit you not! I got more play wearing that thing than you...well...sigh. In any case, I bought it in the late 90s at the Gap. Skydiving is for cool people only
  3. Is that why you're dating me? Skydiving is for cool people only
  4. Ha! Thanks. It was messing with my street cred. Skydiving is for cool people only
  5. Get your tandem rating then you can support us! I'll learn video and we'll be the richest couple on the dropzone. If you come down here in Feb., I'll buy you a day pass at San Marcos. Or hey, wanna meet at Coolidge? Skydiving is for cool people only
  6. Yay!!!!! Your unemployment checks will buy us jumps! Skydiving is for cool people only
  7. My parents are going to let me use their trailer this summer until August to facilitate my cutaway. Hee hee! Skydiving is for cool people only
  8. Here till midnight. Me too. Sob! Then back again tomorrow. Monday, 10 a.m. to 12 a.m., then Tuesday (New Year's Eve), noon to 6 p.m. Back on Thursday for more of same. I don't know if I can do this even until May. Skydiving is for cool people only
  9. I think the most correct phrasing is, "I had a good time with Cindi and Candi." Skydiving is for cool people only
  10. Why am I at work on a Saturday night? Why am I a thousand miles away from who I want to be with? Why am I drinking this diet Sunkist even though it tastes like shit? Skydiving is for cool people only
  11. Yes... If you said "...all of the cat's tails" then that would indicate you removed many tails from one cat. Which is a humorous image! Skydiving is for cool people only
  12. Thanks, Zennie! Much politer than I would have been! Skydiving is for cool people only
  13. I don't. I hope he never walks around because if he does he probably murders slugs and bugs. I certainly hope he doesn't eat any kind of animal products. If he does he's a MURDERER! Or at least a giant, not-thinking-before-he-types hypocrite. Putting a pet down is a horrible decision, but ultimately a very unselfish one. Hugs to you, Frank. Skydiving is for cool people only
  14. MUAHAHAHA!!!!! That's a great idea! Do it! Grr! I'm all riled up now! Fuckin' Delta! Skydiving is for cool people only
  15. I don't know. I've NEVER heard of someone being denied boarding even if he checked his rig!!! My God! The last time I tried to fly with mine, nothing I could say would convince them to let me carry it on. The fat security guard, one of four grown men surrounding me in the hoopla after they figured out what it was (I'm a smallish, meek-looking girl) actually said to me, "I can't let you take that on in case you hijack the plane then escape." I'm afraid we might be slowly entering a brave new world of airline travel. Skydiving is for cool people only
  16. I'm really sorry, Frank. I still hurt every time I think about all the animal friends I've lost. Skydiving is for cool people only
  17. I loved that book when I read in college, but then I tried it again a couple of years ago and realized it was CRAP! I like "The Fountainhead" a lot better. Less nonsensical. Less evil. More readable. I do like being part of the secret club who knows who John Galt is, though. Skydiving is for cool people only
  18. Get your nipples pierced! That adds novelty value without risky surgery! Skydiving is for cool people only
  19. Six months, nothin! Try three or four! Yeah, being frugal from now until then is the plan. Thanks for all the moral support everyone. Skydiving is for cool people only
  20. Looks like you need a better way to occupy those lonely nights! Skydiving is for cool people only
  21. Dan Savage's "The Kid" is a really, really good read. I laughed, I cried, I choked on my beer. I got "Bush at War" for xmas but I left it at my parents' house. Sob. Skydiving is for cool people only
  22. Well, I suppose it depends on your definition of a "real" reason. The main one is money. Not having been exactly a bastion of financial responsibility in my 26 years on Earth, doing this would leave me pretty much broke. And, there's no way of knowing how quickly I could find a "career" job again at the end of the summer. On the plus side, my mom has promised I can go be a bum at her place if I end up homeless, and I have some pretty great friends who wouldn't mind my couch-hopping for a while. It would take a pretty significant paradigm shift for me to be OK with all that, though. I don't like having to depend on other people. Skydiving is for cool people only
  23. Jessica

    Weekend?

    Same thing we do every weekend, Pinky.... WORKING. Skydiving is for cool people only
  24. It's interesting how certain jobs define people. If someone had a date with me, they'd tell their friends, "I'm meeting this girl tonight, she's a redhead, has a foul mouth, I think she's a reporter or something." They probably wouldn't brag about it on an Internet forum. But a STRIPPER! HOLY CRAPOLA! Skydiving is for cool people only
  25. Ah, that I do have. But I plan to change employers soon anyway, so I figure that maybe it won't matter if I skip a beat -- or a summer -- in there. Maybe I can put on my resume that I spent the summer researching a novel. Skydiving is for cool people only