Jessica

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  1. Yes, come visit me! I'm out here at least two weekends a month, training with my four-way team. If anyone ever wants to find me out there, look for the girl in the black jumpsuit loudly and unjustly berating three guys in white jumpsuits. Skydiving is for cool people only
  2. Only occasionally...this is why I will never be a . Snicker! Skydiving is for cool people only
  3. Snicker! Skydiving is for cool people only
  4. Jessica

    Am I Gay?

    I don't think so. Skydiving is for cool people only
  5. What about hockey players? Think about what their thighs must look like.... Meow. Skydiving is for cool people only
  6. Yeah!! Yeah!! Skydiving is for cool people only
  7. I'd buy them both. Skydiving is for cool people only
  8. I'll be at SDD that entire weekend.
  9. You guys are so dirty. Skydiving is for cool people only
  10. I love persecution. It keeps me sharp. Skydiving is for cool people only
  11. Got a bar in the hotel?! Skydiving is for cool people only
  12. Anybody got a phone number? Skydiving is for cool people only
  13. Someone PM me. I'm trying to clean up the listings. Skydiving is for cool people only
  14. Fixed it. Thanks! Skydiving is for cool people only
  15. Jessica

    My new team.

    That's what you think, you crusty, pathetic, grandiose-notioned piece of crap. Skydiving is for cool people only
  16. Jessica

    My new team.

    I may funnel every skydive, but I am a Joy to Be Around™. JUST ASK ANYONE. If they say I'm not tell me and I will break their legs. Skydiving is for cool people only
  17. Jessica

    My new team.

    Fuck freefly! This is a hard-core, balls-to-the-wall, no-pussies-allowed FORMATION SKYDIVING TEAM! And once I figure out how to fly on my belly instead of my back we'll kick some ass. Skydiving is for cool people only
  18. Jessica

    My new team.

    Yes, that's me, but it's not my fault. My visor fogged up. My bootie came off. The uppers were kicking. I have ADHD. (Just trying out excuses. Any of them sound good?) Skydiving is for cool people only
  19. Jessica

    My new team.

    My new four-way team jumped this weekend! As you can see I am the "strong flyer" of the group. ZoneRat, Mad47, Chuck -- I had so much fun. It's going to be a good season. Video by Luke H. Skydiving is for cool people only
  20. Fuckitall, just checked weather.com. Looks like God might pre-empt my jumping, not my ass. Skydiving is for cool people only
  21. No, honey, read my post. I'm taking the stairs. Skydiving is for cool people only
  22. A**hole! I was about to accuse you of drunken posting at 1:40 p.m. Skydiving is for cool people only
  23. Hm. Thanks for the input. I'm really just complaining because I'm a whiner. It's annoying, but not real pain that would justify avoiding stairs. You know what I mean? It's the kind of soreness that comes when you're exercising atrophied muscles. I've been working eight-to-ten hour days for six weeks now, and I did a creeper camp with no physical trouble. But I will not jump if I don't feel ready. Skydiving is for cool people only